Another weird day at the Task Force, well you know the saying. Another day, another dollar. In lack of a better opening, I'm just gonna cut to the chase. Suki Nakumora stared straight at Soichiro Yagami with the straightest expression in the world, well other than L's.
"Yagami-san," Suki said. "I have something very important to tell you. You have a caterpillar on your upper lip." Soichiro stared at her. Just stared for a really long time, as well as his son, Light Yagami and the rest of the task force, well other than Matsuda. After a long time, Soichiro replied,
"This is not a caterpillar, this is a mustache."
"Oh no, I know what you're doing," Suki said. "You're trying to keep the caterpillar all to yourself. You should set it free, let it live!"
"No, this is not a caterpillar." He replied.
"Dun Dun Da Laaaaaaaaaa!!! Super-happy-wave-girl first in the room, ready to save the day with a big smile on her face!" The girl everyone knew as Super-happy-wave-girl said. "Suki, let me say that is not a caterpillar! You've got it all wrong, it's a baby moth." She said, all dramatic. That was so her thing. Well, and smiling...and waving...and well, being overly happy.
"OOH! can I pet it?" Suki said, reaching for Yagami-san's mustache. Light walked up next to his father.
"Dad, sorry to say but there's only one way to solve this. Shave your mustache." He said quietly to his dad. Then, so everyone could hear, mainly suki and Super-happy-wave-girl, "Kay, dad. go into the bathroom and set it free."
"No," Suki said, "Where ya gonna set it? You can't just let it fall, we're on the top floor!"
"Um, the plant on the windowsil." Light replied.
"What if the moth baby's allergic to it?" Super-happy-wave-girl said, looking, well, not very super-happy-wavy at that point.
"Uhh... They're hypoallergenic." He said.
"Oh, well okay then!" Suki said. Soichiro walled a tad slowly towards the bathroom. A few minutes later, her walked out clean-shaven, the 'caterpillar' gone. Light walked over to L and sat down. Matsuda walked into the room and looked at Soichiro.
"Hey, cheif, you look different without a mustache." He said. Suki walked up to him and looked hi straight in the eye, as she had done with Soichiro.
"It. was. a. baby. moth." she said sternly.
"Ryuzaki, remind me again, why are they on the team?" Light said to him.
"I don't know..." L said and went back to work.
FIN!!!
