A/N: Okay this might sound funny but there is a whole story behind it. Me and my bestest pal, Akeria, are totally obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh. Well anyways, we were at her house just jakin' around waiting for Yu-Gi-Oh to come on. Well, we were saying something about Yugi and Pharaoh and this supper funny idea popped into my head. ME being known for coming up with whacked out names like Valley and Joan (aka Vallan and Joey) came up with Yummy Yami so here it is.

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

Yummy Yami

Yummy Yumi what a sight,

He hides all day and waits for night,

Cause the freaks come out at night.

He looks different on the inside and out,

But hey what's wrong with that,

He has no body of his own, but shares it with a cutesy whittle boy

The girls think Yugi's cute, but the women think Yami's hot

Stronger faster wiser not smarter,

But no one thinks he needs a barber.

His hair strikes to the sky and he whistles at the girls near by

Yugi is the Pharaohs Yumi, but in a good way

They both make history but when it comes down the only one left is

Yugi, the little one.

He has the power of the puzzle,

Who fights his battles.

They all see him happy as can be,

But when it's time to duel,

He gets angry, and Yami takes over.

You would think the only one they remember is Yugi,

But it's the other way around.

When the girls see him they shriek,

Then fall to the ground.

And soon, they scream,

"Yummy Yumi Yummy Yami!"

And it's all over from there.