"bill is that a transgender over there?"
"idk marshall...let me pull out my trusty Transgene Catcherâ„¢ *opens wikihow*... hmmm my device says
that there is a 96.47695% chance that it's a transgenider.."
"oh no... ..the transgene is getting in the bus...!"
"the Transgene Catcherâ„¢ is faulty !n...noo..."
FIN
