Body Disclaimer: I do not own Star wars, the concept or idea, the tune to Barry Manilow's Copacabana, the original Cantina spoof by Weird Al, nor any of the Characters mentioned, apart from Lola, and co-ownership of Akasha.

A/N: This is about an RP that I did, which spans about two years, summorizing the events in a comical way to the tune of Copacabana. There are a lot of in jokes, most of which were brought about by moments of insanity by some or all of the players involved.This is by no means a complete account of the rp, which extends some 6 months AFTER the end of the song.

Oh, and it's a major spoiler for my Star Wars Fan fic entitled "Lola". If there's something you DON'T follow, mainly at the beginning of the song at the moment, reading this fic, will prolly enlighten you.

You have been warned!!

J

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Ps. To Kittenmommy, Thanx muchly, I knew I'd spelt it wrong!!

And, now, after that LOOOONG A/N:

The Cantina

Her name was Lola,

She was a rebel.

She came from a future year,

Just to save her Daddy dear.

He was Han Solo,

Or so they told her,

But Uncle Luke was keepin' schtum,

Makin' out Leia was her Mum.

See, He'd been bad before;

Barmaiden from Endor.

She ignited his lightsaber,

And, this girl she bore.

She found the Star wars, Star Wars Cantina,

Tho' in her time she'd been to places meaner,

Than the Star Wars, Star Wars Canti-na.

Smugglers, pilots and creepers,

Suicidal barkeepers, at the Star Wars...

His name was Yrvron,

He was a Jedi,

And when he spied this green eyed girl,

His long haired head began to twirl.

But little Lola,

She didn't trust him,

See, although he was a dream,

He was on the other team.

Our Lola had her pride,

No boyfriend from Dark Side.

So, Alc-y mended all his ways,

And Lola took him in her stride.

At the Star wars, Star Wars Cantina,

Before long there was no couple keener,

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Canti-na.

All friends, and lovers,

And, expectant mothers, at the Star Wars...

His name was Red,

He was a Dragon,

But he needed some new cover,

And so now, he's Lola's brother.

Then he met Jen,

And they got hitched.

This was no passing fling,

Red had a doughnut for a ring.

Strange thing called Matrimony,

Two second ceremony,

Few choice words from Micheal Collins,

Now Jen's part of the family.

Of the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina.

Never been a more Force-filled machine-a,

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Canti-na.

All friends, and lovers,

And, adopted brothers, at the Star Wars...

Meanwhile, Alc-y

Ran into bother,

Cos' being Sith-y was a crime,

And Luke made sure he did his time.

See, he had hoped his

Wayward daughter

Would give this Alc the flick,

And thought that this might do the trick.

But then when Alc got out,

He climbed the bar to shout,

"Lola, would you marry me?"

At which point, he passed out.

All in the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,

A happier girl there's never been-a,

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Canti-na,

Alc even gave Red his Light sabre,

When our Lol's went into labour,

At the Star Wars...

They called her Kash-y,

Short for Akasha.

She was a very special tot;

With the Force she was red hot.

When Caelum tried to

Kill her Mommy,

Kash-y threw her 'cross the room,

While she was still in Lola's womb.

'Cos Caelum was a snake,

Who Lol's life, hell did make,

So one day, Red and Solstice

Had a special bake.

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,

The biggest BBQ you've ever seen-a,

At the Star War, Star Wars Canti-na.

Arrows and blasters, the fires came later,

Right after she pulled the detonator.

At the Star wars...