Disclaimer: I REFUSE!! Delia: I absoutly postivly refuse to say it!! I REJECT YOUR RELAITY AND SUBSITUE MY OWN!! Stephenie: Delia you do not own any of my charcters! ESPECIALLY NOT EDWARD OR JACOB!! I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR "SUBSITUTED REALITY YOU WILL SAY IT!! Delia: No Never! I DO OWN THEM!! EDWARD AND JACOB ARE MINE!! Stephenie: No their not!! NOW SAY IT.. or you cannot submit this story!! Deila: I dont care!! I want them!! Besides how are you going to stop me!! yeah thats what I thought!! you cant muuhhhhhhaaa!! Stephenie: I am personal friends with the Volturi. Delia: ha ha... you dont say! well in that case I DO NOT OWN EDWARD OR JACOB, (thought I wish I did) they are all Stephenie Meyer's (sadly) Stephenie: Thank you Deila: but they will be all mine one day! muuhhhaaa! Stephenie: What was that? Delia: Umm... nothing!!
It was a strange sunny day and I sat on the couch in the living room with nothing to do. I sighed, stupid sun, I thought looking out the window. What to do? What to do? I could... no... or I could no I did that last time. Then it came to me
"Aha!!" I shouted jumping up, causing the couch to shake. "JASPER!!" I yelled as I ran to the foot of our large stair case.
"Emmett what the heck is it this time? I'm kinda busy!" He yelled back from his room. He must have been with Alice. Drat.
"Come on Jasper lets go play the wii!" I yelled back.
"NO!! I've played boxing with you about ten times today, and lost every freekin match to you! I will not loose again! Now go find your own entertainment!!"
"FINE!!"
I ran back to the couch and sat there with a big pout on my face. I knew he could feel that I was really mad but I didn't think that would persuade him. Crossing my arms across my chest I sighed, and yelled "STUPID SUN!!" Humph! What am I going to do now! I'm so bored! Hum... maybe I could go bother Carlisle.
I went and put my ear to the door of his office, maybe he could have something fun for me to do. Opening the door I saw him with stacks of paper in front of him. Phsaw.. well that's no fun!
"Hey Carlisle. Whatcha doing?" I asked hoping for a more exciting answer.
"Emmett, I know you're bored but I am far to busy to do anything, go ask Jasper." Replied Carlisle.
"But... I already asked him! He said he was busy too! Come on please! Just one game of boxing! PLEASE!!" I begged.
"No Emmett, for heavens sake you're what 93 find something more mature to do, and leave me to do my work." He said while writing something down.
"FINE!!"
Slamming the door to his office, maybe Edward would play. I ran up the next flight of stairs but before I was able to get to his door he said, "No Emmett, I do not wish to play the wii with you today. I am meeting Bella." Then he casually walked past me leaving me alone on the stairs.
"But Edward its sunny! You can't go out! Common just one game!"
"No Emmett! Besides that's what my jacket is for, now leave me alone."
"FINE!!"
Who else can play with me? I walked downstairs and saw Alice sitting on the couch watching some fashion show. Maybe she had not seen what I was going to ask her, then she would surly play the wii with me!!
"Alice.. Whatcha doing?" I asked.
"Emmett, I'm watching What Not To Wear, please go away, and no I do not want to play the wii with you. Don't bother asking Esme or Rosalie either, their answers are going to be no also." Alice said not once taking her eyes off the TV.
"FINE!!" I said then heavily sat down on the couch beside her. The show was boring to say the least. I was thinking of what I could do then it came to me... I could go to Wall-mart!
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