"Just ignore them," she mumbled, brushing a kiss against his neck, giggling when her new husband's hands tightened around her back. "Severus!"

"No. I won't let them get away with ruining this for you," Severus Snape growled, reluctantly withdrawing from Hermoine's arms and striding purposefully across the ballroom. Sighing, she started after him, her wedding dress swishing as she walked as quickly as she dared. "Severus! Please, just let it go," she tried once more, catching his elbow and pulling him to a stop. Sighing, he stopped in his tracks, causing the new Mrs. Snape to run into his back and clutch at his tuxedo jacket for balance.

"Thank you. Now, take a deep breath--" she coached, scooting around to face him, hands running soothingly up and down his chest. He let out a deep sigh, resting his hands on her waist as her wedding dress covered their feet. "--and let it go. They're just boys; let them have their fun." She tilted her head in the direction of the her childhood friends.

Harry Potter, soon to-be-father, was challenging his best mate Ronald Weasley to a drinking contest. "Not here, they won't," Severus replied, gently breaking free of her embrace and approaching the table. "Mr. Potter, Mr. Weasley, what do you think you are doing?" he demanded, slipping into his teacher-mode easily.

Both young men choked on their liquour, staring up at the older man in fear. "N-n-nothing, sir. Just Celebratin', 'ir!" they stuttered together.

"Well, then, let me help you get more comfortable," Severus offered, smirking as he picked the two men up by their collars. Striding over to the nearest door, which just happened to have a fountain on the other side, he threw them, shrieking, outside. Landing in the cold water, Harry and Ron sputtered and blinked in shock as the water seeped into their tuxedos.

"Luna?" Harry stuttered, glancing about frantically for his wife.

"She is doing exactly what my wife and I plan to do for the rest of the evening, Potter," Severus informed him, adjusting his cuffs smugly.

Hermoine, having gaped in shock for the entirety of the display, came up behind her groom, peeking out at her two best friends. "We're cutting you off, boys, until you learn to behave…at least in public, anyway. Ciao!" With that, she dragged her new hubby back inside, where she proceeded to snog him senseless….much to everyone's horror.