Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Heck, I don't even own this quiz they take.
To the Quiz People:
"What in the world? Who is my InuYasha match... guys only? What the heck, I'm bored." Inuyasha went through the quiz typing in his favorite color (red of course), his favorite gal (this took a while, but he put Kagome. Just in case), answer the scenario, and finally good or bad girls (well, both, since Kikyou...). He pressed enter and viola! Kag... Sango? What the fuck?! "Oi! Sessh, come here! You have GOT to see this seriously!"
Sesshoumaru, in his room, didn't even lift his head from the book. "Do not order this Sesshoumaru around, hanyou!"
Inuyasha had anticipated this and threw open his half-brother's door, "Dude, you have seriously got to check this out though."
"Hn. This Sesshoumaru will see since you have been reduced to flattery."
"Huh?!" Inuyasha shook his head and hurried ahead of Sesshoumaru to the computer. He backspaced, to the quiz page, and looked up as Sesshoumaru entered the room. "Just fill this out. It's real quick."
Sesshoumaru swiftly filled out they form, getting a short "Hey!" from Inuyasha when he bubbled Kagome as well, and clicked the arrow and waited. He'd probably get that domineering Kaze as a res-Kikyou.
Inuyasha leaned over his shoulder and laughed. "You, too! See what I mean? This thing is totally whacked. I mean, I got Sango for crying out loud."
"You should just enjoy the fact the authoress didn't think to just pair us up with these two until just now."
Inuyasha 'keh'ed and jerked his head in a nodding fashion. "We should totally call Miroku and Naraku and have them see this."
Sesshoumaru raised a single eyebrow at Inuyasha's comment and rose from the chair, "Do as you wish. However, I do not wish to be involved in this foolishness any longer." And he walked out.
Inuyasha picked up his phone and started dialing, but not without having the last word, "He's just mad he didn't get Kagome either...Miroku? Yeah. Hey, can you call Naraku and Kouga and tell them to get their butts over here... Yes, I'm inviting you too! Sheesh! Later."
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"What is this about, mongrel?"
Inuyasha waved off Naraku's comments like they were one of Sesshoumaru's. "Yeah, yeah, love you too, Nar-chan. Now, I want you to fill this out."
Naraku glared as he sat down at the table and began to fill it out. He only earned a light snort from Inuyasha by pressing Kikyou. He finished and pressed enter. Come on, Kikyou...Oh, that's just wrong.
"Kagura!" Inuyasha barked as he tried to control his laughter. "Cut back on the incest, man."
"Silence, wretched dog!"
Inuyasha heard the door open as the other two finally made their way into the house. Inuyasha gave Naraku his best puppy dog eyes, which was saying something seeing as though he was part puppy. Naraku sighed and moved to a chair at a table across the room, patting Inuyasha on the head as he passed by.
Inuyasha grimaced as the other two entered the room. Kouga snorted, "Jeez, I feel welcomed."
Inuyasha glared, "Shut up. Just for that, you go first! Sit down and take this quiz!"
Kouga hmphed and quickly filled out the form, ignoring Inuyasha outburst on why guys were always picking the girls that were his. Miroku relaxed him, giving him solace in the fact that he wouldn't pick her. Finishing, Kouga searched for a second then clicked the forward arrow, praying for it to be Kagome.
"Hey!" Came from Miroku. Another Sango result, somehow. Statistically, I should have been Kagome. Inuyasha thanked heaven it wasn't, seeing as though Wolf Boy over there would never let them live it down.
Miroku quickly pushed Kouga out of the seat, growling, "my turn." He assuredly clicked all his answers, since he saw the questions while Kouga was filling his out and got no comment from the peanut gallery. Now just to wait and pray to Buddha. "YES!"
Inuyasha looked at the screen and grinned, "Hey, it actually did the right person for once. Maybe you just have to be jealous."
Naraku spoke up from the corner, "But who does Kagome end up with then? Or all you all focusing on San-san now?"
There were three simultaneous "shut up"s, then the two slower ones actually thought about what he said. They worked long and hard on this problem for a few hours, before finally forgetting it.
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But, for my dear reader, I have the answer. Shippou sat at his computer and, bending happenstance to my will, came across the same quiz. He filled it out and who else would appear but her?
His beloved Okaa-san.
A/N: Awww, yay for Shippou. Wow, so sad. Only four girls for these guys. Maybe I should've picked a better quiz to pretend to be the Inu guys. Ayame and Rin weren't even choices.
By the way, I've never heard anyone else call Sango San-san. I thought it was nice though, kinda cute, ya know? Oh, and I looked up the definition of dude once. It means a beautiful man or something like that.
