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Hi. This is bloodstainedlove's beta, Rose Wyrm. You are now reading the edited, totally pimped out version of this chapter, compliments of me, myself and I. Hopefully, I have corrected most of her grammar and spelling - if not, too bad. Also, I really hope that I've made it less cliché' and confusing by elaborating and adding detail.
SO YOU BEST APPRECIATE, 'FO!
"I love HALLOWEEN!!!!"
The slightly off-tune warbling of holiday song filled the street. A trio of girls were tromping down the sidewalk, although their gender wouldn't be obvious, dressed as they were. Two were in red-lined black cloaks adorned with white-rimmed red clouds and one had a large, fake mummified sword slung over her shoulder. The other was in a large-collared black outfit with bandaging on her arms and legs.
"No one wants to hear you sing Button," called one of them, dryly.
The one called Button turned and grinned evilly at the speaker.
"Fox, Fox, Foxy, Fox. My poor, delirious little brother. There are a lot of people that would want to hear me, Itachi Uchiha, sing."
"What are you smoking?" This came from a different voice - the third and final member of this strange group of teenage anime freak-girls. But as it was Halloween and thus they could be whatever the hell they wanted to be, tonight they were Uchiha Itachi, his younger and slightly O.C. brother Sasuke, and Hoshigaki Kisame.
"You know you're not really Itachi." That was Monica - the Kisame girl. She had a thing for the shark man. Tall and slim-figured with brown haired and blue eyes the fifteen year old was defiantly pretty - not drop dead gorgeous, certainly, but pretty enough. However, this was offset by her tendency to swear excessively, bad temper and general insanity. Despite being quite smart, Moni (to her friends) was a mostly C student at U-City High school, due to her inattentiveness and general lazy attitude toward school. Despite her anger flaws and occasional bouts of teenage angst, she managed to adhere to the nature-loving, fairly peaceful Wicca religion and wasn't afraid to show it, often wearing a pentagram to school.
"I should so kill you Nii-san. We have made a peace pact for tonight but that may have just pushed me over the edge," This remark came from Ariel, nicknamed and more commonly called, Fox. Of slightly shorter and stockier build than Monica, but taller than Button. She was also a student at U-City High, and managed to carry straight A's. She had "dirty" blonde hair that she usually dyed some rusty red color, because she hated being blonde. It was now black and spiked because she was currently masquerading as Sasuke.
"You fell over the edge a loooooong time ago foolish little brother!" This... was Button, in actuality named Alaina. The blonde, slightly curvy girl was not a very good student. In fact, she was nearly a straight D student - the only A she had ever gotten was in art. She was a pretty good artist and by this virtue, she'd managed to carry an almost perfect A in ONE CLASS!!! Alaina was also a free-spirited Wiccan and loved to talk about her religion.
"Yeah, well…. you're….ugly!" Fox shot back
Alaina - I mean, Button - gasped.
"How dare you, you... you... fashion-ly handicapped person!!!" Button retorted.
"Fashion-ly isn't a word and your going to wake up the…." Monica trailed off as she looked around. There was no one to wake up. They had passed from walking down a sidewalk on a city block to a dense forest.
"Wow. How did we miss that?" asked Button, to no one in particular, as she looked around. "And where is Fox?" Fox had, in fact, snuck off so she could sneak attack her "big brother."
"You're an idiot, y'know." Monica said, shaking her head.
"Itachi!?"
A male voice called from somewhere behind them. They whirled, alarmed, for the last time any of them had checked they were all female. Standing in a path between two bushes stood Fox, or at least something with her outline
"Oh Fox, it's only you. Don't do that, geese. You friggin' scared me!" Button let out an irate sigh.
"Fox? What the hell are you talking about? You know who I am - and I'm going to kill you!"
"Sure you are. Now stop playing around you stupid woman!" Button shouted.
"I am not a woman!" shouted the person.
"Button." Monica tugged on her cloak looking behind her.
"Wha...?"
Suddenly a loud battle cry cut the air and out of the shadows something pounced on Button. She screeched, loudly.
"Ahahaha! I got you, I got you, I gooooooooot you!" singsonged Fox, rocking from side to side as she pointed a finger at Button.
"Um, Fox, if you're here then who's up there?" Button pointed at the other Sasuke-type entity. They all stared at each other. Awkward silence ensued. The bushes behind Sasuke No. 2 were suddenly pushed apart by a pink haired girl, followed by a blonde boy.
"There you are Sasuke!" pinky said with a sigh. "We heard someone screaming and we came to check. Is anything wrong?"
"This doesn't concern you," Sasuke shot back icily.
"Oh... crap." Button mumbled as the reality of the situation dawned on her. Somehow they had managed to enter the Naruto realm of existence. And Sasuke was going to kill her, under the impression that she was his older brother.
"Haha. Life sucks for you, hun," Monica said, laughing and pointing rather meanly.
"It's rude to laugh at someone who's going to die," cut in Fox, smirking all the while.
"Shut up! And, y'know this would be sooooo cool if I wasn't about to die," lamented Button.
"It's still cool for us," Monica said, "Because we're not dressed up like an O.C.'s older brother. And we aren't going to die. Yet."
"Hey Stupid, she just insulted you!" Button shouted at Sasuke.
"You're not helping your own situation. Maybe you should spend your time trying to prove who you are instead of trying to get us killed." Fox said helpfully.
"Are you sure that's your brother, Sasuke?" Sakura asked "He seams a little, um, stupid and girlish."
"Who the hell are you callin' girlish pinky!?" hollered the Itachi impersonator.
"Did just call me PINKY!?" Sakura shouted back and stormed forward before anyone could stop her. Button walked up to meet her, and the two women glared balefully at each other.
"And what if I did?" Button smirked. "I mean who has pink hair? And that dress, can you say U-G-L-Y?"
"At least I'm not GAY!" Sakura shot back. "What kind of guy talks like that, anyway?"
"I'M A WOMAN, FREAK!" Button shouted. There seemed to be a lot of that going on. Everyone stared and then Fox and Monica began to laugh hysterically.
"Um, Sasuke did you know about this?" asked Naruto. Sasuke just stared at Button and Button stared back. Then she sighed, looking slightly defeated.
"Would you like me to prove it?" she asked, beginning to unfasten her cloak and take it off.
"BUTTON! No one wants to see you strip!" Fox shouted. Monica continued to chuckle, but lifted a hand to her mouth in a pitiful attempt to seem disapproving.
"I'm NOT stripping." Button glared at Fox as she let the cloak slip off her. It was revealed that she was wearing a red tank top and black boxers. Monica and Fox whistled, just to be anal, and earned another glare from Button.
Sasuke just stared. Now, when your brother turns out to be a girl, you have a reason to stare, right? Well, Button didn't agree. She walked up, and slapped him.
"That's what you get for trying to kill me, pervert," hissed the girl, picking up her cloak and putting it back on.
"If you're not Itachi then who are you?" Naruto asked, completely at a loss.
"And why are you dressed like that?" Sakura had just now taken a good look at the other two and noticed that Fox was dressed up as Sasuke and Monica as... a shark/human hybrid?
"My name's Button," the blonde offered, taking over.
"You're named after a piece of a piece of clothing?" asked Naruto, being stupid as usual.
"No, stupid. My real name is Alaina, but I hate my name so I'm Button. Anyone who calls me Alaina dies. This is Moni - short for Monica - and Fox, real name Ariel. We're not from around here and we're kinda lost. As for why we are dress like this, well that's a loooong story and I'm tired and don't feel like telling YOU," she finished, crossing her arms and starting to walk away, all in a huff.
"Button, where the bloody hell are you going?" asked Monica, finally beginning to cuss as she was known to.
"I really have no idea. But it seams more dramatic if I walk off into the forest then if stand there looking like and idiot," came the brilliant reply. Everyone but Fox sweat dropped in typical anime fashion.
"Looking?" deadpanned Fox.
A pinecone made contact with her head.
"Owwwwww, that huuuuuuurt!"
She picked up another cone and threw it back. It missed by a mile and hit Monica who was standing a good 12 feet to the right of Button, who found this hilarious. Monica did not. She threw it back but it missed and hit Naruto solidly on the head, who proceeded to throw another one back, "miss" and hit Sasuke. Sasuke thought the entire situation disgustingly childish and decided to ignore EVERYONE. Big mistake. He was suddenly being pelted with pinecones, compliments of the four girls and Naruto once they saw that the fight was ending. This went on for a good ten minutes until yet another figure emerged from the shadowy foliage.
"Stop!" S/he/it shouted.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura gasped, dropping the cone in her hand. "She started it!" came the predictable, self-righteous follow up, along with the accusing finger point.
"You are so going at the top of my hit list," Button hissed.
"The Akatsuki?!" Kakashi asked, noticing Monica and Button, alarm evident in his face despite the mask.
Button had had enough with the "Itachi" business. She let out a screech.
"I AM NOT ITACHI!"
With that she turned and ran off into the forest.
Moni, for her part, mumbled, "I'm not Kisame, damnit... I'm too short and I don't have enough muscle mass... and I'm female."
Taking a moment to actually take in the strange trio, now down to a duo, Kakashi realized his error.
"Right. Sorry about that, ladies."
Monica and Fox exchanged looks.
"So… what was that all about anyway?" Kakashi asked, bemused.
"Well, Sasuke almost killed her earlier because he somehow thought she was his older brother Itachi. Y'know, come to think of it, Itachi is a stupid thing to call a son, I mean can you say foreshadowing. I could have told you he was going kill his family…"
Fox punched Monica before she could finish.
"Owwww! What the fu- I mean, hell, was that for?!"
"Do you have no consideration for others?!" Fox shouted.
Monica looked confused. Fox pointed to Sasuke, who had The Shadows of Great Angst and/or Anger over his eyes.
"Fox... why do you care about HIM? You hate Sasuke."
This took everyone off guard.
"But... you've never even met him before." Sakura said, frowning.
"The whole Orochimaru thing kinda downs his cool points." Fox answered, ignoring Sakura and Monica. "Besides, he has way too many fan girls."
"Who's being inconsiderate now?" Monica asked. "Although you totally have a point there."
"I have no respect for any Sasuke fan girl!" Fox declared.
"I feel your pain, Foxy. No one who falls in love with someone who has hair like a chicken's ass deserves respect." Monica laughed. Fox nodded.
"You know who has cool hair? Kakashi." Fox said, looking wishfully off into the distance.
"Yeah. So does Itachi. He is way cooler… and hotter than his brother." Monica sighed, imagining her favorite Akatsuki bishie. Still, he doesn't hold a candle to Kisame-kun, she thought.
"You bet. So much hotter then his little brother... Too bad he kinda looks like a girl." Fox replied, frowning slightly.
Suddenly Monica began to look around franticly.
"Where's Button?"
Fox shrugged then let out a screech upon sighting Team Seven. Lost in Itachi-related daydreams and Sasuke bashing, she had utterly forgotten they were there. Poor girl, such a lousy memory!
"Oh my god! It's team 7!"
Said team sweat dropped collectively. Then-
"How do you know our names anyway?" asked Kakashi.
"Well that's easy," Monica answered, "We come from a different world where you all are just characters in a manga and an anime."
Fox nodded beside her. "Yeah, and since we're all crazy fan girls, we know a lot about you," she added.
"What?!" Sakura shouted, stunned.
"I SAID: WE COME…" Monica began orating very loudly and slowly like she was talking to a particularly slow person who was hard of hearing.
"I know what you said, baka." Sakura snapped. "I just don't believe it."
"Well, you could have said that," she said, rolling her eyes in a melodramatic, teenaged girl way. "Anyway..." she turned and pointed at Kakashi. "Your name is Hatake Kakashi and you're a jonin in the Village Hidden in the Leaves and are also known as the Copycat Ninja, because of your Sharingan eye and jutsu mastery derived from it." Monica paused, taking a breath.
"You could find that out anywhere." He cut in, not impressed. Well, maybe a little.
"Button knows more. We should go find her," Fox said.
"Yeah, but probably not as much as me. Whatever, I don't wanna be a spotlight hog," Monica said with a shrug.
"Alright," the silver-haired jonin continued, ignoring Monica. "Sasuke, you will go with her," he directed, pointing at Fox. "And Naruto, you go with Sakura-"
"Yes!" Naruto shouted, leaping up joyfully.
"-And I'll go with you," he finished, pointing at Monica. "We'll meet back here in an hour. If you find this Button girl before then, set off some kind of signal. GO!"
The groups split up, scattering in different directions to search for the missing Button.
Hey, it's your lovely authoress Bloodstainedlove. .
I would like you to know that my other story is currently on hold until I either get at least 2 reviews or some form of inspiration. (Friends don't count)
I am also co-writing two other stories: A Case of Insanity and Who Said All Endings are Happy. They are both Yu Yu Hakusho stories. A Case of Insanity is also an Inuyasha and Lord of the Rings crossover. If you care at all you should check them out.
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GODDESS! I did so much editing, I should get co-author credit! So, I'm sorry if later chapters make even less sense now, I probably haven't gotten to them yet.
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