Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Warning: Crackfic. This is basically a write-up of a disturbing dream I had last night. 0-0
"Hi, George Huang here with a fantastic product- OxiClean!"
"Are you tired of those annoying, impossible stains on your clothes? Oxiclean gets stains out the first time, every time!"
"For only 19.99, you will get one large tub of OxiClean! But wait, there's more! Order right now, and we'll double the offer! That's right, 2 large tubs of OxiClean for 19.99!"
"Order now!"
Author's note: Yeah, I'm messed up. I have to say, though, that was one of the coolest dreams I've had in a while. If he really did pitch OxiClean, I would be more tempted to buy it then I ever was with Billy Mays.
