Sisters of the Rings, Lord on the Run-The Fellowship of the Rings.
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Two young girls entered the bank, intending to get some money from their accounts. They had just ran away from home, because bullies were tormenting them. Mel was the small blond. Pip, her stepsister, was taller with strawberry blond hair. The eleven year olds walked in, unaware of what was about to happen:
Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere!
''What? We ain't done nothing!'' they said.
''Holy cow! You think robbing a bank of £20,000 and scaring its customers is nothing!'' The two innocent 11 year olds were about to protest when the man dialled for the cops...
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''Frodo! You must leave the Shire with the ring.''
''But I can't Gandalf, I can't just leave.''
''Frodo, you must. Pack your belongings, quickly now. But it is too dangerous to remain in the shire.'' There was a rustling in the bushes. Gandalf and Frodo went to investigate.
''Samwise Gamgee, son of a bi...son of Hamfast?!'' Frodo exclaimed, ''what is your business here?!''
''Well, Mr Frodo, I thought I left me jam sandwiches here earlier so I went back to get them, Mr Frodo.''
''For crying out loud, some FREAKIN' SANDWICHES?! Didn't it occur to you that you might be intruding?!''
''Well, Mr Frodo, you said I were welcome here any time Mr Frodo.''
''AND QUIT CALLING ME MR FRODO! Its damn annoying!''
''Sorry Mr Frodo.'' Frodo went to get a saucepan to hit Sam over the head with.
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''Arg! We're gonna die! We're gonna freakin' die! Our parents are gonna kill us!'' Mel shrieked.
''Calm down Mel, think good thoughts. Goood thoughts.''
''Like what?''
''Well I dunno. Like we are going to get outta here, they will eventually realise this is one helluva misunderstanding...''
''Okies.''
''Thats more like it. HOLY COW!''
''What?''
''COP!''
''Run for it!''
''Excuse me, I think we'd have done that half an hour ago if we could. But hello, we are trapped...''
''Bugger that. Where's Colette gone? They ain't got her, have they?''
A few minutes later, they were in the cop car, with Colette, with no way of getting out...
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''I am a fool! I am a damned fool!'' a woman in white cursed. ''I am supposed to protect my people, but no...I had to make life harder. I am so godamned stupid. I should have known it wasn't them causing trouble at school...what am I going to do?'' She flicked through a spellbook. ''To get out of a box...no...to get out of an...nope...to make a banana sandwich...what?...na...OH YES! PERFECT! The spell to take another to where they desire! Yes!''
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''How are we gonna get out of here?'' Colette whined. Mel and Pip shrugged.
Suddenly, a powerful force took over Mel. ''Take me there!'' she yelled.
''Mel, are you ok?'' Pip sqeaked, grabbing her arm. Then, to Colette's confusion and despair, they popped out of sight.
''Where are you?'' she screamed, before the same force took over her. ''Get me outta here!'' She too popped out of sight.
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''Frodo! Quickly, they're behind you!'' Merry and Pippin shouted at the same time.
''Help me! Take me anywhere but here!'' Frodo's thoughts screamed.
The hobbits were taken aback when, out of the blue, two girls appeared. Frodo seemed to have disappeared completely.
''The ring!'' Sam yelled. Mel and Pip looked up.
The ring seemed to fall in slow motion, back down to Earth.
With all their might, they reached up for the ring.
A/n: Will they get away from the black riders? Will they figure out where they are? Whats happened to Frodo? Who is the mysterious woman in white? Why am I asking all these questions? Do LotR belong to me?...duh!
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Two young girls entered the bank, intending to get some money from their accounts. They had just ran away from home, because bullies were tormenting them. Mel was the small blond. Pip, her stepsister, was taller with strawberry blond hair. The eleven year olds walked in, unaware of what was about to happen:
Hold it right there! You're not going anywhere!
''What? We ain't done nothing!'' they said.
''Holy cow! You think robbing a bank of £20,000 and scaring its customers is nothing!'' The two innocent 11 year olds were about to protest when the man dialled for the cops...
****
''Frodo! You must leave the Shire with the ring.''
''But I can't Gandalf, I can't just leave.''
''Frodo, you must. Pack your belongings, quickly now. But it is too dangerous to remain in the shire.'' There was a rustling in the bushes. Gandalf and Frodo went to investigate.
''Samwise Gamgee, son of a bi...son of Hamfast?!'' Frodo exclaimed, ''what is your business here?!''
''Well, Mr Frodo, I thought I left me jam sandwiches here earlier so I went back to get them, Mr Frodo.''
''For crying out loud, some FREAKIN' SANDWICHES?! Didn't it occur to you that you might be intruding?!''
''Well, Mr Frodo, you said I were welcome here any time Mr Frodo.''
''AND QUIT CALLING ME MR FRODO! Its damn annoying!''
''Sorry Mr Frodo.'' Frodo went to get a saucepan to hit Sam over the head with.
****
''Arg! We're gonna die! We're gonna freakin' die! Our parents are gonna kill us!'' Mel shrieked.
''Calm down Mel, think good thoughts. Goood thoughts.''
''Like what?''
''Well I dunno. Like we are going to get outta here, they will eventually realise this is one helluva misunderstanding...''
''Okies.''
''Thats more like it. HOLY COW!''
''What?''
''COP!''
''Run for it!''
''Excuse me, I think we'd have done that half an hour ago if we could. But hello, we are trapped...''
''Bugger that. Where's Colette gone? They ain't got her, have they?''
A few minutes later, they were in the cop car, with Colette, with no way of getting out...
****
''I am a fool! I am a damned fool!'' a woman in white cursed. ''I am supposed to protect my people, but no...I had to make life harder. I am so godamned stupid. I should have known it wasn't them causing trouble at school...what am I going to do?'' She flicked through a spellbook. ''To get out of a box...no...to get out of an...nope...to make a banana sandwich...what?...na...OH YES! PERFECT! The spell to take another to where they desire! Yes!''
****
''How are we gonna get out of here?'' Colette whined. Mel and Pip shrugged.
Suddenly, a powerful force took over Mel. ''Take me there!'' she yelled.
''Mel, are you ok?'' Pip sqeaked, grabbing her arm. Then, to Colette's confusion and despair, they popped out of sight.
''Where are you?'' she screamed, before the same force took over her. ''Get me outta here!'' She too popped out of sight.
****
''Frodo! Quickly, they're behind you!'' Merry and Pippin shouted at the same time.
''Help me! Take me anywhere but here!'' Frodo's thoughts screamed.
The hobbits were taken aback when, out of the blue, two girls appeared. Frodo seemed to have disappeared completely.
''The ring!'' Sam yelled. Mel and Pip looked up.
The ring seemed to fall in slow motion, back down to Earth.
With all their might, they reached up for the ring.
A/n: Will they get away from the black riders? Will they figure out where they are? Whats happened to Frodo? Who is the mysterious woman in white? Why am I asking all these questions? Do LotR belong to me?...duh!
