Ninja: Hiya! I just wanna let you know, this is a Shounen Ai fanfic and if you don't like it, don't read it. The pairing is SasoDei. I thought about this being a SasuNaru, but I thought it would be more fitting for Dei and Saso. SORIII! Can you PWEAASE do the disclaimer? PLEAASE! PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

Sasori:….no….

Dei: awww come on Danna~ pweaaase? *makes sad puppy eyes at sori*

Sasori: f-f-fine…Ninja doesn't own Naruto.

Ninja: KISHIMOTO-SAMA DOES! Now, -switches do dark French accent- enjoy ze story

SHORT SUMMARY:

Deidara makes a strange comparison.

PS. NOTICE. OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANNA CALL IT! IF YOU ARE EATING YOGURT, OR LIKE YOGURT A LOT. LEAVE LIKE RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR I DON'T WANNA BE SUED FOR MAKING YOU CHOKE TO DEATH.

Sasori: You probably will anyway.

Ninja: Shut up.

Dei: Don't talk to Danna that way! Un!

Ninja: Don't push it Dei! I can still make another fanfiction where Sori does unimaginable things to you, to the point where you wont be able to walk or sit for over a month!

Sasori: I could deal with that.

Dei: -gulp- I-Ill be g-good.

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"Dannnaaa!" I say out loud lying down on my bed starring at the ceiling, un. I'm bored and can't think of anything to do. I mean, I've already made a bunch of clay figures, un. And I wanted to blow them up but Danna says he tired of cleaning up my messes, un. I asked him to take me out somewhere, un. I even said that we could go to the library, the freaking library, un. And Danna knows for a FACT I hate the library, un. I like the books but it's too quiet, un. Lately he won't do anything, un. He's sitting on the desk in front of my bed doing paperwork .All he does work, work, and work now days, un. Bleh. To hell with work, un I'm too lazy.

"What brat." He

"Can you get me some yogurt, un?" I asked him. Lately I've been craving some yogurt, un.

"Get it yourself brat." I swear, un, if looks could kill Danna would have died more that ten times already, un. Thankfully they don't, un. If they did, Danna wouldn't be here, and I would be lonely, un. Or dealing with that idiot Tobi, un.

"Fine I will, un" damn Danna. Always so rude. Sometimes I wonder why I love him.

I went to the kitchen to get my yogurt, and I saw Itachi sitting on a stool in front of Kisame and was eating some dango, un. Kisame was braiding his hair, and Itachi looked pretty happy. 'Bout time he showed some emotions, un. "Ne, 'Tachi," Kisame asked.

"Hn?" It- I mean, HE asked.

"How do your hair so soft?" In Itachi's usual way he only replied with a 'Hn' .

I grabbed my yogurt, un, and left to go to me and Danna's room, un Before I did, I grabbed him a cut of iced tea for Danna and left to the room. I gave Danna the tea, he replied with a low grunt that meant 'thanks'. I plopped down on the bed and started eating my yogurt, as Danna took a sip then went to work. As I was eating, a strange though hit my mind. Just like that, un. I thought about what Danna's reaction might be. I smiled evilly, and I think Danna could tell I was without him having to turn around, because he tensed up.

"Hey, Danna? Un." I asked him.

"What." I waited till he started gulping down some iced tea.

"Have you noticed yogurt kinda has the texture of semen?" the minute I said that last word, un. I swear on my life (not really, but you get the point, un) that Danna did a spit take and turned 5 new levels of red, un. It was darker than his hair, un.

"w-wh-what on earth a-are you t-talking about?" aww he was stuttering, un. And here I was thinking I was the uke in the relationship.