(FIRST SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FIC!)

It's April Fool's day, Shadow!

(Shadow's POV)

(Yes this is a ShadAmy)

I awoke with someone yelling in my ear. Whoever it was, they made a big mistake. "SHADOW, WAKE UP! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! WE ALL HAVE TO GET TO A BUNKER! QUICK! BEFORE WE ALL DIE!" yelled a familiar high voice.

I quickly got out of my covers only to find Sonic push a banana cream pie in my face. "What the heck is going on here!" I yelled after I pulled the pie off my face. In fact, that pie was actually pretty good.

"April Fool's!" I looked to see who was in my apartment. The phony, Sonic the Hedgehog, of course. But what intrigued me the most is why my girlfriend, Amy Rose, was standing next to the faker.

"What the heck? Amy, what are doing here with that faker?" I asked, now standing over them.

"Why Shady, don't you know what day it is today?" asked Amy.

I shook my head.

"It's April Fool's day, silly!"

"What's that? But before you answer that I need to talk to the faker in private."

"Of course. I'll be outside if you need me," said Amy. Man, she was cute when she skipped.

"So, what is it, Shadow?"

"This." I made a fist and punched him in the gut, but not to hard. Amy made me promise not to hurt anyone unless I had a reason to, but I wouldn't hurt him too hard. He held his gut with one arm. If I did my usual punch, he would be in the emergency room. "Okay, Ames. You can come in now."

When she came in and saw Sonic holding his gut, she said, "Shadow! Why did you hit him? He hasn't done anything since he and Sally got together!"

"You forget, he threw a pie in my face!"

"That's what he does when he pulls a joke on April Fool's Day! He and Sal baked ten hundred of them and there all in their apartment down the hall." The whole gang lived in the same apartment complex. "Heck, he did the exact same thing to me this morning."

I looked over at my kitten clock (a birthday gift from Amy -_-") and saw that it was 2:30 PM. No more shots at any of Rouge's party. "That reminds me, you still haven't told me what this 'April Fool's Day' is yet."

She sighed. "I don't know the history of it, but every year on April first, people pull jokes on friends, family, and enemies. And this is Sonic's happy-go-lucky day."

"Oh my, that is ever so true," Sonic said like a southern actress.

I thought for a moment and whispered something in Amy's ear. "Great idea, Shadow! I'll go get the bat!" Then she skipped off to find a bat.

"Why does she need Rouge?"

"Not that kind of bat, Faker."

He looked dumbstrucked. Then he passed out. Thanks to Amy with a baseball bat in her hands.

"I'll go fill up the tub." I said.

"Okay. I'll go make some lunch. Or in your case, breakfast." She said with a lovely smile. Just then my stomach growled like when Knuckles sees Egghead.

"Good idea, Amy."

(Ooh, suspense. I wonder what the plan will be. Review!)