One day there was a mermaid named Ariel. She was tired of living in the ocean and dreamed to one day be on land. On land, there was a man fishing. The mermaid was swimming around when she realized there was something that looked like a flower. She bit it and was pulled out of the water. The man caught her and they instantly fell in love with each other. The man carried the mermaid back to his home and realized that it was awkward having her around. It was anatomically impossible to sleep with her, she couldn't be seen outside, and she started stinking the place up. For a few weeks, he tried to live with it. After a while, he couldn't stand the fishy smell and he decided that he had to get rid of her. There were some problems though. Ariel had gotten really violent and she was able to walk for a small time on her tail. So, the man came up with an evil plan to get rid of her. One night, he laced Ariel's food with sedatives. After she fell asleep, he stuffed her in a giant hot pot, and cooked her with vegetables and spices. Afterwards, he invited his friends over, and had a giant feast. They all found the meal delicious and decided that the next mermaid (or even merman) they catch, they cook them.
Fishing for the Little Mermaid
