A TYPICAL DAY FOR ED AND ROY YAOI! "CANDYMAN"

A/N: Roy was a handy man and Ed thought he was a candy man. Simply put. No questions asked. Now read the story before something bad happens. I'm waiting for the flames. I'm waiting for the reviews. Give me your best shot. This is a test though if it turns out nicely I do have a plan for the whole story.

Roy was walking down the street when Ed ran up to him.

"can I have some candy?" Ed giggled as he asked earnestly.

"I'm not a fuckin' candy man," Roy tried to stay calm as his eye twitched. "what do you want, Ed?" Ed just stared him straight in the eyes and started to laugh. At first Roy got madder and madder but soon he started laughing with Ed. They both walked to Roy's place in awkward silence. it only took them about thirty seconds to get there. Roy slowly reached through his pockets and pulled out his keys. He swiftly pushed the key into the hole and turned it. The door sprang open with one touch from Roy. He was stepping inside when he realized Ed was still standing outside. 'stupid, stupid me. I forgot he was standing there, but maybe he didn't notice.' Roy turned around and gestured for Ed to come in. "are you coming in or not, Ed?"

"yes, I was just getting some air." Ed blushed thinking of how stupid he sounded. 'gees, that was the worst excuse so far.' he stepped past Roy just barely brushing his arm against Roy's chest.

"just getting some air, Ed?" Roy said while looking at him curiously. "well, are you done getting air? I need to shut my door."

"uh… yes! I'm done getting air…" Ed shuffled towards the living room, while mumbling. "Bastard."

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