I know I should be working on my other fics that I've left hanging but I couldn't help myself. Once again I'm apologizing for not continuing but I promise I'll finish them eventually.

So this is about what might happen if the X-men discovered Youtube. I wonder what they'll watch and what they'll post. (evil laugh) This takes place before Jean and Scott become a couple. I hope you enjoy the first chapter.


"Let's go online," Kitty suddenly blurted out.

"What?" Jean asked, surprised by the randomness of her friend's request.

"Online. Let's go on youtube. I want to show you something," Kitty said with a grin on her face.

:"I'm kind of busy here Kitty," she said as she motioned to the books on her bed. Jean was suspicious of Kitty. Besides the fact that her telepathy told her something wasn't right, Kitty never went online. Her friend was always the hyper-active type that always needed to be on the move.

"I know but it can wait. It only takes a second to show you," Kitty pleaded with puppy-dog eyes.

"Well… alright but only for one second. I need to study for this test. I have to catch up after being sick for the last two weeks." Jean got up and walked with Kitty to the library where the computers were.

"What are you going to show me anyway? Youtube isn't that interesting unless you're looking up crazed lunatics or funny retards," Jean said.

"Exactly," Kitty smiled. She sat down and typed furiously at the keyboard until she finally found the video she wanted to see.

"Watch this."

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"Ok. Are you ready?"

"Yeah. Oh shit, I already started filming. Here she comes!"

An attractive redhead was filmed walking along a hallway. She was wearing an oversized sweater that stopped just below her butt. As she walked she sneezed and coughed about a thousand times. The camera quickly followed her to the kitchen where she took a bottle of Tylenol and downed almost half the bottle. The camera faded to black.

1 HOUR LATER

The woman was running up and down the halls yelling at the top of her lungs.

"I LUB HIM1!! Stupid man!"

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"Why Am I watching this?" Jean asked Kitty, not understanding the point.

"Keep listening."

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"I LOVE SCOTT SUMMERS!!!"

The screen faded to black.

2 HOURS LATER

Jean was sleeping peacefully on the couch as she hugged the teddy bear she won at the carnival that she called Shades.

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Jean sat staring at the screen wide-eyed. Then she did the only sensible thing she could think of.

She ran.


Review!! Pretty please... :)