"Class!" Nozomu said as he entered the classroom an hour and a half late.

Usui stood up from his desk.

"Found something new to despair about?? I already know what's going to happen! You're gonna tell us a whole speech about how Subway didn't put sauce on your sandwich this morning, then keep saying: 'Zetsuboushita!!' Then we have to go on this huge adventure that leads us straight back to this classroom. Then tomorrow, the same thing happens!!"

He stormed out.

A long pause.

"Who was that?" Meru typed.

"Ahem..." Nozomu coughed. "Anyways, today, while I was taking a cab from Subway, the driver asked me how my day was going so far!"

He started drawing little chibis on the board.

"Eventually, people will start answering these questions. They'll give out their credit card numbers, and social security numbers accidentally! Then, those cabbies will by fashionable cars that are way too shiny, and will blind others and cause pile-ups!"

Kafuka stood from her desk.

"In those pile-ups, only all of the bad people will die, and the Prime Minister will save all of the good people! All of the cabbies will give free rides to everyone, and everyone in the world could go for snow cones!"

"No!" Nozomu said. "Everyone cannot go for snow cones!"

"I like snow cones..." Nami pouted.

"That's exactly what a normal girl would say!!" Nozomu pointed.

"I'm sorry, Hito-sama!!" Ai bowed. "I should be the normal one here!"

"This is about nosy cabbies!" Nozomu pounded on his desk.

Chiri sounded an air horn. "This noise level is much louder than what the regulations allow!!"

"I think you doubled the noise level with the air horn," Abiru muttered.

Chiri sounded the air horn again. Nozomu attempted to seize the horn, but Chiri bear maced him in the face. "Stranger danger! My body, my choice!!"

"Maria likes gum!" Maria seemed to be chewing, then swallowing large amounts of gum at a time.

"Fujiyoshi, what are you drawing?" Kaere looked over her shoulder. "Oh God, Fujiyoshi!! What's wrong with you??" She turned away disgustedly.

"Maria wants to see!" Maria came and stole the manga Fujiyoshi was working on. She read it as Harumi reached for it. "Maria doesn't understand! Maria thought girls do this to boys!"

Abiru, being the closest person, stole it from Maria. "It's a...slash manga between Kudo-kun and Zetsubou-sensei.

Jun walked over and saw it himself. "It's very well drawn."

"You aprove of this, Kudo-kun?"

"I'm just saying, it's well done."

"She drew a hentai manga of you...and your teacher, and you think of the artwork?"

"Kudo is porking Sensei's hog!" Maria said enthusiastically.

"So you like this?" Abiru continued.

"No, no! She's just a good artist!"

"I drew it after all of the fans requested-"

"Fujiyoshi!! You're breaking the fourth wall!" Nozomu cried. "Not in this manga!"

"Why does every fan enjoy the thought of Jun and Nozomu?" Nami said to herself.

"Normal!" Maria jumped.

"You too, Maria!?"

"Why does every fan enjoy the thought of Jun and Nozomu?" Abiru asked.

"I dunno," Jun scratched his head, then made a wolfish smile. "Howabouta KudoxAbiru pairing?"

"If my hands weren't broken, I'd slap you."