Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Author's Note: I actually got this idea when my mom and I were in the car and she kept making this weird noise and she told me she wasn't every time I claimed she did.


I'm Not Crazy!

It was a bright an early morning in The Castle That Never Was. Well, that's actually more of a lie because it was just as overcast as usual. Everyone was at the breakfast table awaiting the appearance of Xemnas so that they could all eat. They all knew that if anyone started without the Superior, punishment would be in order. Footsteps came closer to the dining room as Xemnas walked into the room and took his place at the head of the table.

All the members then began eating in silence, as was their every day routine until from the end of the table where Roxas sat, a shout could be heard. "Ow! Superior, Axel poked me with his fork!" Everyone turned and stared at the youngest member of Organization XIII. "Did not…" Axel stated, his usual grin plastered on his face. Xemnas just stared at the two miscreants and went back to eating his delicious pancakes with paopu fruit syrup. Man, how he loved his syrup.

A few seconds later, another shout was heard from the end of the table, disturbing Xemnas' heavenly experience of his breakfast. "He did it again!" Demyx shrugged, "I was watching the entire time, Roxas. He was eating the entire time." Roxas looked over with his big blue eyes and pouted, "I know he did…" They all went back to eating, ignoring Roxas until it happened again. "OW! AXEL!"

It seemed that Axel wasn't doing anything and while Roxas kept persisting that it was Axel, everyone was thinking the same thing. "Roxas, you're crazy." Axel says, trying not to laugh and covering it up pretty well. "I am not crazy!" Roxas claimed he wasn't but all the disbelieving stares thought other wise. "I'm not…" He whined. "You must be." Demyx said this as fact. "I AM NOT CRAZY!" Roxas yelled at everyone while they were putting their dishes in the sink and pretty soon only him and Axel were left at the table.

That's when it happened, Axel smirked his one-of-a-kind smirk and jabbed Roxas in the side with his fork. But it was too late; everyone already thought that the thirteenth member was indeed crazy.


Author's Note: Please review, reviews make unicorns and rainbow bunnies happy. Also, tell me if I should make this more than a one-shot. I kinda think Roxas needs to get his revenge.