turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 03:06

TG: rose

TG: rose hey

TG: rose answer me

tentacleTherapist is an idle chum!

TG: take some time off from your hot alien makeouts with kanaya and answer me

TG: actually thats what im messaging you about

TG: kanaya, not the hot alien makeouts

TG: and karkat

TG: and terezi

TG: i guess callie too

TG: not gamzee

TG: fuck gamzee

TG: so anyways

TG: respond asap

tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 04:05

TT: What exactly is it you wish to speak with me about, Dave?

TT: And, for future reference, when you pester me at three am, I am far more likely to be sleeping than participating in 'hot alien makeouts'.

TG: yo rose

TG: what up

TG: hey this might be a weird question

TT: The significant majority of your questions, and general statements, border on strange. I'm used to it.

TG: okay so

TG: first of all

TG: is kanaya immortal?

TT: Hmm. I believe so.

TT: I could wake her up and ask, but sleep-deprived vampires aren't very fun to deal with.

TT: Why do you ask?

TT: I assume it's concern over Karkat's immortality.

TT: Or lack thereof.

TG: yeah

TG: his eyes are turning red

TG: thats a reaching adulthood thing for trolls

TG: so it made me think

TG: hes not a god tier

TG: and he said his blood means his lifespan is the shortest of the trolls

TG: i dont know how long hes gonna live

TT: Yes, that is alarming.

TT: Terezi isn't good tier either, but she is a blue blood, so her life is going to be longer.

TT: As for Calliope, perhaps it would be prudent to ask our dear mother.

TG: ok ill make a memo