SUPERNATURAL and all its characters belong to that glorious evil genius bastard Eric Kripke. I love you, but stop playing with my heart. ;
"Dude, what are you watching?"
Sam nearly jumped out of his skin at the sound of his brother. Damn, he's sneaky when he wants to be.
"Nothing," Sam replies as he tries to turn the laptop off.
"That's not nothing Sam. What are you so ashamed of that you don't want me to see, huh?" Dean asks with a smirk. Sometimes Sam just wants to punch that smirk off his face.
Dean tries to confiscate the laptop away from Sam and succeeds. Sam stands up immediately.
"Dean, give it back!"
"No. Not until I find out what's got your panties in a twist, Samantha."
With that Dean runs into the bathroom and locks the door.
"I might be a while. I'm thinking of also visiting some of my favorite websites. Why don't you order us some pizza!" Dean shouts through the closed door.
"Dude, that's gross."
Seeing as he has nothing else to do, Sam orders Dean his stupid pizza. It's not like what he was watching was EMBARRASSING…. Just something Dean might not really… understand or enjoy. Sam had discovered it while searching for 'sonic screwdriver.' He kept finding web pages to that damn TV show… Even now he can't remember what exactly he was searching for before he accidentally Googled THAT.
Thirty minutes later, the pizza was there and it was still too quiet in the bathroom. Sam could only hope that Dean keeps the laptop away from his lower body region.
Sam was worried. At first he could barely make out the audio of whatever episode Dean was watching. And now there was nothing but silence.
The door opened and Dean came out, expressionless. Sam stood up from his sitting position on the bed.
"Dude, what the hell did you do in there? My laptop better be fine!"
"Don't even try to change the subject, Sammy boy. We are SO going to talk about this show you've been watching. I mean seriously, Doctor Who? What kind of lame title is that anyway! It's so cheesy!"
"The show is supposed to be cheesy, Dean, ever since it first started airing in the early sixties."
"So you know the show is cheesy as hell yet you still watch it?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"It's funny. Anyway, I don't have to explain myself to you, Dean. Just, eat your damn pizza and give me back my laptop!"
"No, I have a few questions for you about the show."
"Like what?"
"For starters, this Captain Jack character…"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"What the hell do they mean he's 'pansexual'?"
"… It means he sleeps with men, women, and aliens."
"What do you mean aliens?"
"What episode did you watch?"
"Not relevant. Answer the damn question."
"The Doctor and his companions travel through space and time. They can go to different planets, hence, aliens."
Dean is silent as he digests this information. Then he smirks.
"SO basically it's like if you were to do it with a wendigo."
"Dean…"
"Admit it Sam, I know you had the hots for it when we were in its lair."
"Shut up."
