Voldy's Worst Fear…. DUN DUN DUN

Oh, did you really think, I Lord Voldermort was fearless? If so… GOOD. Go away. And for those of you who think I'm afraid of that old crackpot fool.. Your… WRONG! Shesh… and I'm NOT afraid of Harry Frickin' Pothead… no way ho zay! I hate to admit… well.. Um I'm a afraid of… er… well don't laugh.. But… um…

Harry Potter Fans.

STOP LAUGHING! You'd be afraid to… if they all hated you for ruining Harry-Kins life, and oh, murdering allof those so-called "innocent" people!

And that I'm an evil bastard..

Well hey!

I said it once and I'll say it again!

There is no good and evil, only power…

Stop laughing.. Or I'll kill you…

Either way…

ADAVDA KED- wait… what was it again?

Stupid spells… to long...and to many… why did J.K just have to make so many?

I SHALL KILL HER! When… I remember how to say that spell of course…. Ugh

You're stupid.

OH, SHIT! You're a Harry Potter fan, aren't you?

-screams like a girl- ahhhhhhhhhh! -runs around screaming bloody murder-

Wait a minute… YOU ARE A -beeeeeeeeeepppppp-ING BOOK! WHAT THE HELL! Why DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? RARRRRRRRRRRR!

Take deep breaths

-breathe-

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Yup, when they put me in the muggle mental hospital… they taught me some weird anger management… I do say it comes in handy. Or else I wouldn't have any death eaters left, now would I?

Hmmm…. What shall be my plan to kill Dumbledork and Scarhead?

Let's see…. And get more followers?

Oh! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! I know!

COOKIES!

Nobody can resist the cookies…

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-splutter- -cough- ha ha ha…

So… maybe I've got to work on that.. Hm… how 'bout..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

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Hey! Stop that!

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Stupid book…

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Holy crap! It's those Harry Potter Fans! SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT GOTTA GO!

-runs- ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Oche! That's my arm!

Error! Stupid little girl gerroff!

"HARRY POTTER FOR EVER!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Nooooooooooo! Nnnnnnnnooooooooootttttttt theeeeeeeee ttttuuuuttttttttuuuuuuuuuuu!

I'mmmmm gooinnnnnnnngggggggg innnnnnnssssssaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnneeeeeee

"You were already insane."

Hey! This is my diary stupid fan girl!

"You know… I think your nails would look good with pink…."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! SAVE ME! What did I ever do to deserve this?

"Well…maybe kill millions of people, ruin sexy harry potter's life… and be a complete idiot maniac…"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

"I can hear you, you know."

She can? Oh… shit! HEY THIS IS MY DIAry! Get out of my head!

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What?

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WHAT?

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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ha ha! mine's LONGER! see! you really do SUCK! ha ha!

"... er...I didn't know you had a diary…."

What's wrong with having a diary?

"Well, Harry in his second year…. Killed it……. And it's….. like un… unEVIL! It's……… GIRLY!"

-takes out pink slippers and puts them on- like 'em?

"EEEEEEWWWWWW! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

Now what'd I do?

A/N: ok... sooooooo that rrrrrrrrrlllllllllyyyyyyyy ssucccccccckeeeeeeeedddddddd ha ha! lol... had to torture yoouuuuuuu... review, and tell me if you love it or ya hate it... muahahahahahahahahaha! and i'll continue either way... to torture innocent lives with my horrible unhumorous... STORY! hee hee

and no flames... cuz that's just MEAn -crys- insane people have feelings you know... crys more-

lol. laters