Hello Out There!
By
The X-Filer
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Hey you in there… yeah you, looking at me right now, no not the person behind you you… yes you! I need some help can you help me?… what about you ask? Well its about agent Scully she's been complaining about the mess I've apparently been leaving all over the basement… me Fox Mulder leave a mess? Yeah right I told her it was the alien but she didn't believe me. I don't know why anyone wouldn't believe it was the alien when clearly it was!
So now here I am and I got 10minutes before she gets back so can you help me?… Please!!… Any day now… come on throw some ideas my way… please I beg you!
Tap Tap
Hello I know you're out there?… fine what ever don't talk to me!… 'huffs'
Hmm, now lets see if you out there isn't going to help me in here then I will have to think of something fast like… blanket! No wait I haven't got one… um, broom! Yes now hang on a minute and I'll be right back…
Swish, swish, bang! Bang! Clatter! CRASH!!
Ok I'm back did you miss me?… come on you can tell me… don't be shy now… you know if you out there isn't going to talk to me then maybe I should talk to myself, hey wait now that's not a bad idea
Clears throat
Hello Fox how are you… Don't call me Fox you Alien chaser… why not? Wow you look handsome today… why thank you I used some new cologne on us today
Laughs
Wow who would have thought it was so much fun to talk to yourself now lets see… ooh paper clip!… no wait it was just a staple. Ouch!! Reminder to self never play with a staple… so are you going to talk to me now?
Tap, Tap
You know you aren't a very talkative lot out there, here I am in my basement and all I am is talking and ooh paper clip!
Clomp, Clomp
Hey do you hear that? Scully's coming! She'll be please that I cleaned up the basement
"Mulder I thought I told you to clean up that mess!"
"I did! See!"
"All I see is a pile of junk broomed into the nearest corner with a file on top!"
"But it's a clean pile of junk!" see this is what I have to put up with each day
"Mulder are you talking to your computer? You know there's no- one looking at you right now don't you?"
"Sure there is!" Come on people prove me wrong!
"Ok Where?"
"There!"
Points
"Mulder there's no one on the other side of the screen"
"Yes there is!"
Both stare at screen
"Well if there is they aren't staring at you right now"
"What makes you say that?"
"Because why would anyone what to stare at you for?"
Thinks
"Because I'm adorable"
"Goodbye Mulder, I'm going to get coffee"
Clomp, Clomp
There that is what I have to put up with every day, you see? It's probably a good thing if you didn't say anything because she wouldn't have believed it anyways…
Well would you look at the time, I have to go
Clomp, clomp Clomp, clomp
Wait I forgot to tell you all… trust no 1
Except me… and maybe Scully on a good day
And remember
May the Files be with you
Push
Windows is shutting down…
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The END
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A/N
Yes I know!
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Thanks for reading
Enjoy!
