I hate guacamole… but now it's my only way to survive
Ya know those times when you're sitting at your computer and suddenly start hearing noises like right after you read a really good creepypasta well I was having one of those times when suddenly someone grabbed my shoulder… now I'm not a huge fan of physical touch and so I was bout ready turn all 12 yrs of self-defense training on whoever it was standing behind me when I was spun around to face a… child- yea a freaking kid, now if it were a little girl I would totally be able to kick her sorry behind to the moon but nooo it had to be the most adorable little boy in existence so I had to go and be nice "hi there sweetie you lost?" the little boy shook his head saying "no you're needed somewhere else you're needed to BE SOMEONE else" now at this point this kid was starting to freak me the crackerjacks out and I was about to ignore myrule of not hitting little boys when his hand still on my shoulder stared glowing "YOU WILL NOW BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL DRAGONSLAYER OF ALL." NOW I had started to lose my bumble berries. "YOU WILL GO AND RIGHT ALL THE MISTAKES FAIRY TAIL YOU CAN DO AS YOU WISH WITH YOUR POWERS BUT BE WARNED IF YOU DO NOT REPLENESH THEM YOU WILL DIE UNDERSTOOD?" "Y-yes s-sir" "GOOD I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANOTHER HEADACHE" I was nodding my head vigorously at that point scared to speak "uu-mm can I leave r-right I don't want to delay this any longer." "FINE PLEB." "what is my dragon slaying power?" "YOU WILL NOW BE KOWN AS THE GUACAMOLE DRAGON SLAYER!" my eyes widen with horror as a white light over took me I went out of this world screaming "NOOOOOOO!"
END OF PART ONE.
Explanation: I am really freaked out by little girls just to many bad experiences to not be but I have had nothing but good times with my little brother with his ever adorable nickname ton-ton he loves fairy tail to and he has a school boy crush on Ezra it is adorizybubbles.
