Harry ran up and down the stage, screaming
"Ebolio! Ebolio! Where for fart thou Ebolio?" Snape grinned.
"He's gone nuts. Send on the backup sausage!!!" Hermione is pushed onto the stage, wearing a greasy brown bikini.
"Backup sausage? BACKUP SAUSAGE??? I WANNA BE LEAD PORK CHOP!!!" She begins a dance routine mostly involving her pulling small sausages from unexpected orifices.
"TURTLE!!! Turn the turtle up, it's too green!" yells McGonagall as she runs onstage topless and in a green miniskirt. Someone backstage turns the turtle up, and Hermione faints, scattering sausages.
"WhO kEePs changing TeNsEs!? STOPPIt!!!" McGonagall yells. Yelled. Is yelling.
"SHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRBEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" screams Neville as he zooms downstage on a coke bottle.
"WHAT THE EFF IS HE ONNABOUT??" yells Snape
"WHAT THE EFF IS HE ONNNA?" yells Harry "AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME??!!"
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" yells Neville as he zooms back on a cd case. He snatched up Hermione.
"AHA! AT LAST I HAVE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THE BACKUP SAUSAGFE COKE BOTTLE CD TURTLE SHERBERT BOOMERANG POTION!!!" he screams maniacally. "MWUAHHHAAHHAAHH!"
"NOOOOOOOO" screams Ron as he launches himslef at the fleeing Neville. Someone turns the AC down and McGonagall, well, she's topless and it's really cold, so guess what Snape's lookin' at!!! Ron knocks Neville over, and a used rubber thingy slides across the floor.
"SO THAT'S WHERE THAT GOT TO!!" yells Snape. He snatches it up and runbs away.
"Hermi, Hermi, are you okay?" burbles Ron as he lifts her up. Hermione opens her eyes and sings:
"DAISY, DAISY, THE COPPERS ARE AFTER YOU! IF THEY CATCH YOU THEY'LL GIVE YOU A YEAR OR TWO. THEY'LL TIE YOU UP WITH WIRE, BEHIND THE BALCK MARIA, SO RING YOUR BELL AND PEDAL LIKE HELL ONNA BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO!"
"Wow that's cool Hermi!! Teach me to do CPR like that!!!" yelled Ron. Harry wanders back, with a white trail of powder under his nose.
"Ebola!! I want Ebola!! Gimme AIDS!!"
FINIS
AN: I know this is psycho, so just understand that me is being on a massive sugah high. I is sorry for ridiculousnes…OH WAIT!! NO I'm NOT!!! SHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRTTTTT!!!"
"Ebolio! Ebolio! Where for fart thou Ebolio?" Snape grinned.
"He's gone nuts. Send on the backup sausage!!!" Hermione is pushed onto the stage, wearing a greasy brown bikini.
"Backup sausage? BACKUP SAUSAGE??? I WANNA BE LEAD PORK CHOP!!!" She begins a dance routine mostly involving her pulling small sausages from unexpected orifices.
"TURTLE!!! Turn the turtle up, it's too green!" yells McGonagall as she runs onstage topless and in a green miniskirt. Someone backstage turns the turtle up, and Hermione faints, scattering sausages.
"WhO kEePs changing TeNsEs!? STOPPIt!!!" McGonagall yells. Yelled. Is yelling.
"SHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRBEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!" screams Neville as he zooms downstage on a coke bottle.
"WHAT THE EFF IS HE ONNABOUT??" yells Snape
"WHAT THE EFF IS HE ONNNA?" yells Harry "AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME??!!"
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" yells Neville as he zooms back on a cd case. He snatched up Hermione.
"AHA! AT LAST I HAVE THE INGREDIENTS FOR THE BACKUP SAUSAGFE COKE BOTTLE CD TURTLE SHERBERT BOOMERANG POTION!!!" he screams maniacally. "MWUAHHHAAHHAAHH!"
"NOOOOOOOO" screams Ron as he launches himslef at the fleeing Neville. Someone turns the AC down and McGonagall, well, she's topless and it's really cold, so guess what Snape's lookin' at!!! Ron knocks Neville over, and a used rubber thingy slides across the floor.
"SO THAT'S WHERE THAT GOT TO!!" yells Snape. He snatches it up and runbs away.
"Hermi, Hermi, are you okay?" burbles Ron as he lifts her up. Hermione opens her eyes and sings:
"DAISY, DAISY, THE COPPERS ARE AFTER YOU! IF THEY CATCH YOU THEY'LL GIVE YOU A YEAR OR TWO. THEY'LL TIE YOU UP WITH WIRE, BEHIND THE BALCK MARIA, SO RING YOUR BELL AND PEDAL LIKE HELL ONNA BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO!"
"Wow that's cool Hermi!! Teach me to do CPR like that!!!" yelled Ron. Harry wanders back, with a white trail of powder under his nose.
"Ebola!! I want Ebola!! Gimme AIDS!!"
FINIS
AN: I know this is psycho, so just understand that me is being on a massive sugah high. I is sorry for ridiculousnes…OH WAIT!! NO I'm NOT!!! SHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBEEEEERRRRRRRTTTTT!!!"
