A/N: Its 12:40 am and i think I've lost my fucking mind... believe it or not, i was gonna have nightmares if I didn't write this.
Please don't flame. This story is simply for fun, I love all da kingdom hearts characters and god. I only wrote happy endings to make people feel better. Warnings: Yaoi/kinda, cussing, and HAPPY ENDINGS!
Disclaimer: I don't own it…
For when you've read too many angsty fics (like the ones I write) and need to read something with a happy ending for once: )
Happily Ever Afters!!
In the World That Never Was…
Sora: Riku! (glomps Riku and smooches him) I love you! I missed you so much! I thought I lost youuuu!! (sobs) B-but you're here! (smooches Riku again) I'm so happy!!
Kairi: O.o (ogles Sora)
-- -- --
After Kingdom Hearts 2, Donald and Goofy return to Disney castle…
They are both standing in the garden, Donald has his wand poised, ready to attack any heartless that shows up.
Goofy: uh Donald… why do ya have your wand out?
Donald: Cause there could still be heartless in the castle!
Goofy: Oh! Hyuck! Good thinkin'! … but, I don't see any heartless.
Donald: Lets check the castle, they could be hiding in there!
Donald and Goofy storm the castle, look everywhere, but the heartless are no where to be found.
Donald: (puts down wand) Whoa.
Goofy: (blinks, then looks at Donald)
Donald: (looks back)
All of a sudden they link hands and start jumping around in a circle.
Both: No more heartless! No More Heartless! No more heartlessssssss!! Yippeee!!
-- -- --
The bad guys deserve happy endings too!
Xemnas: (looks up at the heart-moon thingy, smiling gleefully) Finally… sigh … Kingdom Hearts is complete. sigh in happiness
Saix dark portals out onto the balcony Xemnas is on.
Saix: What's going on?
Xemnas: (Jumps around, smiling at Saix) Kingdom Hearts is complete!
Saix twitches at the loud noise.
Xemnas: (in singsong voice) and Sora hasn't showed up to destroy it! We're gonna get our hearts, we're gonna get our hearts!
Saix walks up to Xemnas, weirded out by how "happy" he is. Then he grabs Xemnas' shoulders.
Saix: Why are you smiling?
Xemnas: We're going to get hearts! You should be smiling too.. (his smile turns into a smirk) I know how to make you happy….
-- -- --
In Heaven…
All the dead Organization members wake up on a cloud.
Zexion: What the hell?!
An Angel: Do you mean what in 'Heavens'?
Zexion jumps, and hides behind bigger members of the organization.
Axel: How did we get here?
Demyx: Were in… heaven? COOL!!… I knew I'd get here some day…
Marluxia: (Looks at a glowing man who just appeared) How come we're not in hell?
Glowing Man (coughGodcough): Well, you see…
The entire Organization looks at him
God: If we sent you to hell, then we'd have to send all you fangirls with you… so, in order to save your fans from damnation Heaven decided it would be best to just let you come here.
Demyx: And fanboys!
Xigbar: Well thank God for fangirls!
God glares at Xigbar.
God: (looks at Larxene) Um, you didn't have that many fans…
Larxene: So?
God: Bye! (opens up portal to Hell)
Larxene: (glares) No way fucker! (throws kunai at him) If these retards get to stay in heaven, there's no way in existence you're sending me to hell!
God: (on the ground, with knives all over him) Ouch…
-- -- --
And of course, Axel's Happy Ending!
Axel escapes from Heaven, and sprints away, running all the way to The World that Never Was. Axel walks up behind Sora who is still hugging and kissing Riku, and bonks him on the head really hard. Roxas comes tumbling out of Sora.
Axel: Roxy! (Jumps on top of Roxas and starts snuggling)
Roxas: What the- (is cut off in mid sentence because Axel just kissed him!)
Sora: ...WTF!
Riku: O.O
-- -- --
And everybody lived...HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!
