Yo Mommas So Old
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandma!
Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo mama so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo mama so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
Yo mama so old she watches PBS
Yo mama so old she used to baby-sit Jesus
Yo mama so old she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama so old when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
Yo mama so old when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama so old she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama so old she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama so old she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
