A/n: Umm. . . It's more Funny if you've heard 'The night santa went crazy' song.
Summary: What would happen if Buffy suddenly Snapped? If all that slaying, and having to deal with so many problems made her go insane and kill almost everybody she knows.
Based on the Weird Al Yankovic song 'The night Santa went crazy'. Song parodyfic. BTVS & ATS X-over.
Disclamer: I own nothing! All Buffy & Angel characters are Joss' works of art, I'm just having some really weird, sick fun with them. And 'The night Santa went crazy' belongs to Weird Al Yankovic. (So sadly I own nothing, WHAAAAAAAAAA!)
'The Night Buffy Went Crazy'
Written By Dawnie fan-14
Down in the Magic shop all the scooby's were researching demons
To find out what demons had attacked the church that evening
When Buffy busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a axe in her hands, and a sword in a sleath
From her head to her toe she was covered with ammo
She looked like a female version of that guy Rambo
And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye
"To hell with you all - NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!"
The night Buffy went crazy
The night The Slayer went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Well, the Magic Box is gone now, she decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Giles and Anya
And she tied up her friends and she held the scoob's hostage
And she ground up poor Willow into wiccan Sausage
She got Tara and Angel with an old German Luger
And she slashed up Xander just like Freddy Krueger
And she picked up a flamethrower and she barbequed Loren
And she took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Buffy went crazy
the night the Chosen one went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around Sunnydale
without steppin' in Scooby gang guts
There's the Watcher's councel and the F.B.I.
There's a van from Wolfram & Heart
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the body parts are flyin', the body counts risin'
And everyones dyin' to know, Oh Buffy, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be the good guy
Yes, everybody, now Buffy's doin' time
In a federal prison for her infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
She'll be out on good behavior in 700 more years
But now Dawn is in therapy, and Fred and Connor's still nervous
And Wesley and Cordelia got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Spike, he's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' about - The night Buffy went crazy
The night the Slayer flipped
Died and came back for some stupid people
Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, The night Buffy went crazy
The night the Chosen one went insane
Realized she'd been gettin' the raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in her brain
Wo, something must have snapped in her brain
Tell ya, something must have snapped. . . in her brain.
A/n: I really like all the characters on Buffy & Angel, I just thought this was a funny idea. So I wanna know what you think, so please review! I might turn this into a real fanfic if I ever find the time.
