A/n: Umm. . . It's more Funny if you've heard 'The night santa went crazy' song.

Summary: What would happen if Buffy suddenly Snapped? If all that slaying, and having to deal with so many problems made her go insane and kill almost everybody she knows.

Based on the Weird Al Yankovic song 'The night Santa went crazy'. Song parodyfic. BTVS & ATS X-over.

Disclamer: I own nothing! All Buffy & Angel characters are Joss' works of art, I'm just having some really weird, sick fun with them. And 'The night Santa went crazy' belongs to Weird Al Yankovic. (So sadly I own nothing, WHAAAAAAAAAA!)

'The Night Buffy Went Crazy'

Written By Dawnie fan-14

Down in the Magic shop all the scooby's were researching demons

To find out what demons had attacked the church that evening

When Buffy busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death

Had a axe in her hands, and a sword in a sleath

From her head to her toe she was covered with ammo

She looked like a female version of that guy Rambo

And she smiled as she said with a twinkle in her eye

"To hell with you all - NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!"

The night Buffy went crazy

The night The Slayer went insane

Realized she'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

Well, the Magic Box is gone now, she decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Giles and Anya

And she tied up her friends and she held the scoob's hostage

And she ground up poor Willow into wiccan Sausage

She got Tara and Angel with an old German Luger

And she slashed up Xander just like Freddy Krueger

And she picked up a flamethrower and she barbequed Loren

And she took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Buffy went crazy

the night the Chosen one went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around Sunnydale

without steppin' in Scooby gang guts

There's the Watcher's councel and the F.B.I.

There's a van from Wolfram & Heart

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the body parts are flyin', the body counts risin'

And everyones dyin' to know, Oh Buffy, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be the good guy

Yes, everybody, now Buffy's doin' time

In a federal prison for her infamous crime

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears

She'll be out on good behavior in 700 more years

But now Dawn is in therapy, and Fred and Connor's still nervous

And Wesley and Cordelia got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Spike, he's on the phone every night

With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' about - The night Buffy went crazy

The night the Slayer flipped

Died and came back for some stupid people

Sounds to me like she was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, The night Buffy went crazy

The night the Chosen one went insane

Realized she'd been gettin' the raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

Wo, something must have snapped in her brain

Tell ya, something must have snapped. . . in her brain.

A/n: I really like all the characters on Buffy & Angel, I just thought this was a funny idea. So I wanna know what you think, so please review! I might turn this into a real fanfic if I ever find the time.