Okay before I begin I just gotta say that I don't own any of the characters or any of that jazz from Square Enix. No way I could steal from those guys. GOD SAVE SQUARE ENIX! \m/ . \m/
Got the idea for this one shot when I saw a pic on google with roxas looking at some of Namine's "other" sketches. I think it was on Devintart or whatever it's called. So if it's your pic then thanks for the inspiration!
Unwanted Fantasies
Finally Roxas made it to the Haunted Mansion. The strange enemies didn't stand a chance aganst his Keyblade. He was going to find Namine and get some answers...and hopefully get a little something on the side. wink wink After dealing with a few of the strange enemies he came across a room that was all white. This was the room the Namine was staying in; but for some strange reason she wasn't in. Roxas noticed all the artwork haning around the room. Neatly drawn sketches of Sora, Donald, Goofy, etc, etc. Then he saw a book that was locked tightly. He tried to pull it open with all of his strength but it didn't work.
After awhile he decided that he was just going to sit down and wait for Namine. But then all of a sudden the Keyblade reacted to the book and opened all the locks. "Finally," He thought to himself. "Maybe I can get some answers on why everything has been trippy as hell." With one quick motion he opened the book and was blinded with what he saw. "WTF??!?!?!!!?" Roxas screamed. The book was filled with...naughty pictures... of Roxas doing obscene things to Axel, Diz, King Mickey, and others. All were vividly drawn by Namine. He was deeply disturbed with all the pictures of him and every male character of the game having a huge orgy. So disturbed he ran to the other side of room and threw up. "Oh god, what the hell is with these damn fangirls and their yaoi!" Just when Roxas said that aloud Namine walked in and saw that her book of "private pictures" was opened. She rushed over to book and closed it.
"How much of the book did you see!?" She questioned.
"More then what I wanted to see." Roxas replied. He was still a little squeemish so he threw up a bit more.
Namine was extremely embarassed by now. Trying to hide it she said, "So uhhh... you wanna go on with the meeting or do you just wanna go on to merge with Sora?"
"What exactly do you mean by 'Merge with Sora?' "
"Oh you know you go inside him and..." She was cut off by the sound of Roxas throwing up.
After Roxas was able to regain himself, he said, "For the love of god don't say that! Fuck it I'm leaving!"
Namine tried to stop him but it didn't work. He only shrugged her off and continued walking. All of a sudden Axel appeared before him in a burst of flames with weapons in hand and said, "Hey there buddy! Whaddya say you and I start this little dance and get it over with?" Roxas' stomach didn't agree with that phrase and started getting more puke juice ready for him. He pushed Axel aside and headed for the door. Axel was now confussed as Hell. He turned to Namine who was standing at the top of the stair way and asked, "What's his problem?" Namine just shook her head and said, "You don't wanna know."
