Author's Note: And now for the sequel! To answer everyone's question...no, The Marionette isn't actually named Charlie in this particular AU. It's Lily. Anyhow, I don't own Five Nights at Freddy's or Ed, Edd & Eddy, they belong to Scott Cawthon and Cartoon Network respectively.
Chapter One: Another Day
It was a cold winter's day in Peach Creek. The wind blew and you could only see snow flakes everywhere you walked. The snow however stopped at a building...Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Well, the old one anyway. Or at least, the rubble of what was left. A year and a half ago, the restaurant burned down. As the wind blew, it stopped again on the other side of town. At a construction site...the site of the "New and Improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza."
It was about two days away from completion. And the Ed's wouldn't be ready for it...not this time.
Eddy, the shortest of the bunch, and a 20 year old hot-head, walked around his room drinking a can of soda and talking to Double D over the phone. "So, Double D..." he began. "What's new?"
"Well," Double D said on the other end, "I've finally conducted my first real experiment. A device that allows me to read minds. Observe," he said simply.
Really? How does he think he'll fool me this time? Ok...you're an idiot, he thought to himself.
"I am not!" Double D's voice sounded from the phone.
Crap. "Well, I'll see ya for Ed's birthday in five minutes," he said. He then looked at his hair. "...Make that ten." After the appropriate amount of time, he went to Ed's house and knocked on the door. Ed immediately opened it, yelled, "HELLO!" and pulled Eddy inside, messing up his hair all over again.
"Dang it Ed!" Eddy yelled jokingly, "ya messed up my hair."
"Oops," Ed said in a sarcastic tone making both boys laugh.
"Happy birthday Ed," Eddy said handing Ed a present. It was a jawbreaker.
"Yummy!" Ed yelled and ate it immediately. Eddy chuckled at his friends antics. No one else except for Sarah showed up. Even Sarah's friend Jimmy wasn't there. Everyone had moved a year and a half ago, after the horror's of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. But could anyone blame them? Two friends died, and they were almost next. Even then Eddy smiled that they were out of town and safe. "This just in," came a voice over the tv, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is reopening in two days..."
Eddy screamed. Double D and Ed ran in at that moment. "Eddy! What's wrong?" Double D asked. All Eddy could do was point. When Double D and Ed's eyes turned towards the tv, they gasped in disbelief. "Oh no," was all Ed could say.
"MAY! GIVE ME THE REMOTE!" Marie Kanker yelled impatiently.
"Gimme, gimme never gets!" yelled May angrily.
"Both of you knock it off!" Lee Kanker yelled. "Look, we need a job or we'll be kicked out!" At that moment, as if the tv was speaking to them, the person on the news said, "The restaurant will be hiring in two days." The Kanker sisters turned to look at each other and smiled. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked May.
"Yeah," Marie replied. "We're out of chips!"
"No," May said, "We're getting a job at that restaurant," she pointed at the tv for emphasis.
"Yeah," Lee said rubbing her chin. "That's perfect. I heard Eddy was working there. Maybe they will be working at this new place too!"
"Yeah!" Marie shouted. "And we can kiss them whenever we want!" she said happily. They all chuckled evilly.
"I can't believe this!" Double D said upset. "I thought our ordeal was over!" Eddy nodded and had tears in his eyes.
"Say it ain't so guys!" Ed shouted in fear.
"Guys..." Eddy said thinking of something. "Maybe, we don't have to worry!"
"What do you mean Eddy?" Double D inquired unsure of what Eddy was saying.
"What I'm saying is," Eddy continued wisely, "lightening never strikes twice. We just go in, make sure everything's ok, and get out! How does that sound?"
"That sounds...brilliant!" Double D said. "I never thought I'd say this, but...you're right!"
But unknown to them, they were wrong...more so than ever.
