(thanks to Anunefan412 who let me borrow her idea. check out her awsome Hyotei fics)

50 things I will Not do in the Naruto World

Number 1


CH 1

In dark alley

Sasuke: you got the goods?

(Unknown): yah…you got the…

Sasuke: yah yah here! -shoves into hands-

-unmasks self-

Hinata: FINALLY! A precious lock of Naruto-kuns hair! -rubs against face- now I can make the ultimate ninja…NINATO!!! A combination of Naruto and myself! Kukukukukukukukukukuku ! -evil Dr. Frankenstein laugh- -lightning flashes in background-

Sasuke:….-leaves-

genin training grounds

Sasuke: -lurks in shadows- -runs and hides behind tree-…at last… -opens bag-

Naruto: oi! Sasuke! What are you doing?

Sasuke: -girly shriek- nn-n-nothing!

Naruto:???...hn?whats that? -grabs bag-

Sasuke: NO DON'T! GIVE IT BACK!

Naruto? O-O….Sasuke….why are there tomatoes in here…?

Sasuke: because—

Naruto: I mean SERIOUSLY! Why the heck would you want a bag of VEGGIES?!?

Sasuke: a tomato's a fruit.

Naruto: no. it's icky. So it's a veggie

Sasuke: irritated- well actually, The confusion about 'fruit' and 'vegetable' arises because of the differences in usage between scientists and cooks. Scientifically speaking, a tomato is definitely a fruit. True fruits are developed from the ovary in the base of the flower, and contain the seeds of the plant (though cultivated forms may be seedless). Blueberries, raspberries, and oranges are true fruits, and so are many kinds of nut. Some plants have a soft part which supports the seeds and is also called a 'fruit', though it is not developed from the ovary: the strawberry is an example. As far as cooking is concerned, some things which are strictly fruits may be called 'vegetables' because they are used in savory rather than sweet cooking. The tomato, though technically a fruit, is often used as a vegetable, and a bean pod is also technically a fruit. The term 'vegetable' is more generally used of other edible parts of plants, such as cabbage leaves, celery stalks, and potato tubers, which are not strictly the fruit of the plant from which they come. Occasionally the term 'fruit' may be used to refer to a part of a plant which is not a fruit, but which is used in sweet cooking: rhubarb, for example. So a tomato is the fruit of the tomato plant, but can be used as a vegetable in cooking.

Naruto: no it's a VEGGIE!!!! VEGGIEEE!!!!!

Sasuke: -angry-

a little while later

Sakura: Sasuke-kun! Are you all right? I thought I heard screaming—

Sasuke: it was nothing.

Sakura: oh I'm glad. By the way, you haven't seen Naruto have you?

back at the training grounds

Naruto: hehehe…..so many little birdies….wait! no! don't go away…..! come back!!!

Lee: Neji? Why is Naruto-kun wearing your wig?


XD Premature balding!!!!!!!!! lol this is my first try at a fanfic so reveiws and constructive critscism will be greatly appreciated.