IN THE DEKU TREE'S GARDEN

Deku Tree: Navi, come hither…

Navi: What's up, Deku Tree?

Deku Tree: Come hither, Navi…

Navi: Uh, I am hither. What do you want?

Deku Tree: Navi… Come hither, Navi…

Navi: I AM HITHER! What do you want?

Deku Tree: …hwa? Oh, Navi! I was just about to call thou… duh… thee… thoo?

Navi: You DID call me. What do you need?

Deku Tree: I dunno… huh…

Navi: Have you been smoking weed again?

Deku Tree: Well, what else am I supposed to do with the weeds? They grow all over the place, and it's not like anyone cares enough to get rid of them…

Navi: sighs Whatever. What do you need me to do?

Deku Tree: Go get those kids… in that tree… y'know…

Navi: What, the triplets?

Deku Tree: Yeah… they're gonna like… save the world and stuff… huh huh…

Navi: Right… I guess I'll go get them. But do me a favor and sober up before I come back, so you can actually make some sense, all right?

Deku Tree: Huh huh… okay… heh… if I had fingers, they'd be crossed right now…

Navi: Idiot.

Navi flies through the forest, towards the house of the Link triplets.

Navi: Why does that pothead need me to do his dirty work? There are plenty of suckers around! Why me? I don't care about the world anyways. Plus, how are three little kids going to save it anyways? I mean…

Random Kokiri Girl: Hello!

Navi: Piss off!

AT THE LINKS' HOUSE

Navi: Hey, guys, wake up, you gotta go save the world…

Yellow Link: Cool! I'm in!

Navi: That's great. Wake up your brothers, will ya?

Black Link: Mmph…

White Link: Oof…

Yellow: Come on, guys, let's go save the world!

White: We played that game yesterday. Plus, it's like, six in the morning…

Black: Yeah…

Navi: The Great Deku Tree called you, and if you don't get up, I'm going to body slam you.

Black: How much do you weigh, like, a fourth of a gram?

Yellow: Actually, grams are a measurement of mass!

Black: Nobody cares, yellow… snores

Navi: Okay, fine- if you don't get up, I'm not going to stop talking. I'll just keep on talking forever, and ever, about nothing worthwhile but I'll still be talking, and you'll never sleep, and when…

White: Fine! Sheesh! I'm up.

Black: All right, whatever, let's go see the ol' Deku Tree!

Yellow: Hey, you know what rhymes with Deku Tree?

White: No, what?

Navi: Hurry up! flies out the door

White: Tell us later. We gotta go.

OUTSIDE THE LINKS' HOUSE

Navi: Okay, so the Deku Tree is that way, so we should-

White: Crap, it's that lunatic Saria again…

Black: No biggie. Distract her, and I'll go take a rock, go behind her, and-

Saria: YAHOO! Hi, guys!

Black: …Too late.

Everyone climbs down the ladder to the ground

Saria: YAHOO!

Black: Stop saying yahoo!

White: And get out of our way, we have to go see the Deku Tree.

Saria: The… the… the Deku Tree?

Yellow: Yup!

Saria: YAHOO!

Black: Shut up.

Saria: Wait! I have to tell you something!

White: What?

Saria: …YIPPEE!

White: Bye.

Navi: What a weirdo… Hey, who's that kid blocking the way?