A/N: All characters and the BDB are ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. Don't go on the site looking for them, because you won't find them. Unless of course there IS a level 126 called runescapenoob1432...
The Bronze Dagger Brigade
Legends tell of an ancient force of Lvl 3s, armed with naught but a Bronze Dagger. There are seventeen of them, and when they arrive, there is no escape...
Hi! I'm runscapenoob1432, and I'm a level 126. Not so much of a noob now, eh? I'm head of a powerful clan, and everything was going great for me. Until I entered the territory of the Bronze Dagger Brigade...
So, I was walking through the wilderness one day, just to get some treasure for my clan, when I got a bit lost. Not a problem, though, I did have my Dragon 2-hander and full runey armour. Sorted. After looking at the World Map, I plotted my course, and was on my way. Whilst walking, I spotted a level 3 in the distance. Armed with only a Bronze Dagger. Not worth my time, really, so I just walked on. After a few minutes, I noticed he was following me. I tried to ask him to go away, but there was no answer. I just typed "noob" and carried on. He still didn't leave me alone, but it didn't bother me. When we got close to the end of the wilderness, I found that he had left. Good, I thought, I knew ignoring him would make him go away. And then...
"Drop all of your money!" there were seventeen of them, surrounding me, all with Bronze Daggers. Since we were close to the edge of the wilderness, I couldn't attack, but I still just laughed.
"Are you actually serious?" I said.
"Hell yeah" they all said in unison. And they all lunged. The entire force of the attack knocked 17 off my 30 HP, and when they struck again, I couldn't hold it. I was dead, left in Lumbridge with just a Bronze Dagger as a memento. Now I search the wilderness in hope of finding them, and joining their cause. A level 126? They wouldn't have me. The elders in the clan were only level 10...
Oh well...
