A.N. Hiya, well, I regret to inform that this will be the last story for awhile, however, I might make an Avatar one if someone wants me to. Well, I hope you enjoy... Oh, and just so you know, this is sort of a unconnected fanfiction of Songbird21's fanfiction Colors of Life and Death... which does not belong to me!
Disclaimer: I highly doubt Kishimoto really gives a damn even if I did claim ownership of Naruto, which I don't...
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A seventeen year old boy with striking blonde hair and joyful blue eyes walked into the shinobi only Christmas party located in the Hokage Tower basement. He looked around and smiled as he saw Rock Lee and Might Guy, who were both wearing bright red and green suites, babble to a certain lazy silver haired Joúnin about the springtime of youth that Christmas brought, which kinda contradicted itself.
His eyes drifted over to team ten's location. Chouji, who had on black and white dress clothes, was eating all the food on the table he could reach, while Ino, who was wearing a purple dress, talked to Sakura, who was in a pink dress, and of course Shikamaru, who wore a white shirt and brown khakis who was staring into space.
He blushed as he saw Hinata, who had on a glittering red dress. She was laughing at one of Kiba's jokes, and the way her hand covered her mouth was so cute he stared at her for a few minutes before he was snapped out of his daze by Sasuke, who had apparently been trying to get Naruto's attention, "Earth to Naruto! What are you staring at?"
Naruto looked at him, "O-oh, n-nothing..." Naruto stuttered.
Sasuke chuckled, "Looks to me like my brother is in love!" Sasuke said, slapping Naruto on the back, "Good job dobe!"
"S-shut up Sasuke-teme!" yelled the flustered blonde, only succeeding in making the Uchiha laugh louder.
"Hello Sasuke-kun!" came Tenten's voice. Sasuke turned around and blushed bright red. There stood Tenten, dressed in a yellow dress, high heels, and a pearl necklace. "Glad to see you approve," she said with a wink.
"Uhh...ummm...h-hi," he said lamely. This of course did not go unnoticed by Naruto, who grinned mischievously.
"Sasukes in love! Sasukes in love!" he sang.
"Shut the hell up dobe!" yelled the Uchiha. Suddenly however, Tsunade's voice rang out from the stage.
"I'm glad to see your all having such a good time! At this time, I would like twelve people to come up on stage to sing the twelve days of Christmas," the Gondaime paused for a moment. "What? No volunteers? Fine!" her eyes drifted down to the group of Tenten, Naruto, and Sasuke. "You three! Get up here!" She handed them their scripts before looking out into the audience.
First she pointed at Hinata and Kiba, then Shino. Before ignoring Guy, who was waving his hands in the air, and pointed at Lee and Neji, causing the latter to sigh in annoyance. Then she pointed at Sakura, Ino, Chouji, and Shikamaru, who all groaned.
"Now that we have our twelve people, Neji, would you please begin?"
(To the Tune of Twelve days of Christmas)
"On the first day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. A ninja running up tree," sang the flustered Hyuga.
Naruto took a deep breath, "On the second day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
Lee grinned, "On the third day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Three Sanin drinking."
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree,"
"On the fourth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Four Jinchuuriki." sangChouji.
"Three Sanin drinking."
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
Sasuke then began, "On the fifth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking."
"Two Rasengans"
"And a ninja running up a tree."
"On the sixth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Six jumping ninja." sang Sakura.
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
" On the seventh day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Seven Katon jutsu." sang Shino.
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
Kiba was next, "On the eighth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Eight shuriken spinning."
"Seven Katon jutsu."
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
"On the ninth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Nine Miso ramen," sang Hinata with an embarrassed blush.
"Eight shuriken spinning."
"Seven Katon jutsu."
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
Ino then sang, "On the tenth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Ten crazy mind jutsu."
"Nine Miso Ramen."
"Eight shuriken spinning."
"Seven Katon jutsu."
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
"On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Eleven shiny kunai," Tenten's voice rang out.
"Ten Crazy mind jutsu."
"Nine Miso Ramen."
"Eight shuriken spinning."
"Seven Katon jutsu."
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
Shikamaru sighed, "On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Hokage gave to me. Twelve stretching shadows."
"Eleven shiny kunai."
"Ten Crazy mind jutsu."
"Nine Miso Ramen."
"Eight shuriken spinning."
"Seven Katon jutsu."
"Six jumping ninja."
"FIVE CHI-DO-RI!"
"Four Jinchuuriki."
"Three Sanin drinking"
"Two Rasengans."
"And a ninja running up a tree."
(Song Done)
"Well...that was...odd," said Shikamaru, and the entire room, including the twelve on stage, burst into laughter at the stupidity of it all.
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A.N. And...done! Finally! R&R!
