Ben 10, Man of Action, you already know the disclaimer.

Once again on a bright and fair-weathered day, Doctor Animo felt the need to go on an outing to retrieve foodstuffs for his many mad science based genetic abominations instead of stealing it. Along the way, he happened to encounter his bastard landlord, Mr. Roger(s) in the neighborhood. Roger made the angriest face a human being could possibly make while he thrust out a damning piece of paper into Doctor Animo's face.

"Eviction notice," he hissed. A throbbing vein on his head looked close to popping.

"Never!" Doctor Animo shouted.

He ran while Roger chased after him. Due to being extremely fat and out of shape, Roger soon slowed and lost the nefarious mad doctor, who was more more spry for his age.

"Curse you, fat positivity movement," Roger cried in vain, waving a meaty fist. "I'm not healthy at all! You enabling liars!"

Several blocks away, Doctor Animo decided to safely ditch his terribly persistent landlord in the local junkyard. Upon passing a mound of tires, he came across an odd blue fellow surrounded by various species of insects.

"Hey, bugs. Can I borrow some of those? They would make great mutants for me to RULE THE WORLD with," Doctor Animo asked the man whom he had first assumed to be a regular old hobo.

"Doctor Animo. Nice to see you again," the blue man muttered in quite the obvious sarcastic tone.

"Do I know you?"

"I'm Clancy."

"Who?"

"The bug guy."

"Gonna need a little more than that."

Clancy looked ever more disgruntled. "I taught you how to control animals via the mind, but this was never fully discussed in canon, only vaguely alluded to. Remember? Sheesh!"

"Oh, okay," said Doctor Animo. He seemed quite unconcerned. "So can I borrow some bugs, or not?"

"The Tennysons destroyed my Grandfather's apartment complex, ruthlessly murdered a bunch of my little friends, then punched me in the face, leaving me on the side of the road to get arrested," Clancy groaned. "I was in prison for two months before I escaped. I have no home and most of the bugs I grew up with got killed. I have a police record and profile. My life was shit to begin with. Now it's more shit."

"Pardon me for not caring," said Doctor Animo with a shrug, only for Clancy to rise up suddenly and grasp him by the shirt collar. "Hey!"

"Listen here, Doc...I taught you how to manipulate animals so you can use them in your fucked up experiments...the least you could do is help me get some revenge on the Tennysons," he growled at Doctor Animo.

"Okay, okay, watch the threads," Doctor Animo said placatingly. "We'll do a team up. I'm down with killing Tennyson and family. They've been thorns in my side since forever. There's nothing I would enjoy more than watching them die, slowly and painfully."

"That's more like it," said Clancy.

The pair walked down the street. There they encountered Doctor Animo's landlord. He attempted to give the eviction paper to Doctor Animo once again. Clancy threw some hornets in his face.

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Roger screamed. "Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!"

"They're hornets," Clancy informed him.

Roger rolled around on the ground, eventually succumbing to anaphylactic shock.

"That's what you get," Doctor Animo cheered with sickening glee. "Okay, now we go and knock over a pet store."

"Cool," said Clancy.

"Hey, Clancy, isn't it odd that none of the weeaboos ship us together, even platonically or bromantically when we are, canonically, the most compatible two characters in the entire show?" Doctor Animo inquired.

"No," he responded, causing Doctor Animo to shrug.

"Well, moving on...if we're going to kick Tennyson's ass, we're going to need more manpower. Or should I say, mutantpower. How would you like to give your body for SCIENCE?"

"Um...I dunno," said Clancy, looking mildly worried. "Will it hurt?"

"No. Probably," said Doctor Animo. "I'm not sure."

"What will happen to me?" asked Clancy.

"Have you ever seen the movie, Mimic?" Doctor Animo inquired with a devious grin.

"Yeah, that's my favorite," Clancy said more excitedly. "I grew up watching that. I can totally identify with both Chuy and the Judases."

"Come on, we have a lot to discuss," said Doctor Animo.

They ventured to Doctor Animo's apartment. Now that Roger the persistent landlord wasn't around, they could work without being disturbed. Doctor Animo quickly developed a new genetic sequence for his Transmodulator. It would make baby Jesus cry and cross-mutate human and insect DNA.

"I've created my own version of the Judas Breed," Doctor Animo boasted. He cranked up his Transmodulator and aimed it at Clancy. "Okay, here goes. Hold still."

"Do I have any time to regret this decision?" Clancy asked.

"No," said Doctor Animo.

"Oh well," Clancy said, frowning. "I didn't have much going for me to begin with." He closed his eyes tightly and braced himself.

Doctor Animo shot the Transmodulator beams at Clancy, who yelled as he was consumed by an intense body horror scenario which won't be graphically descriptive at all since this is a parody and it's not worth the effort. And then Clancy was a 6 foot tall drooling bug man.

"Wow, this is fucked up," Clancy said, but the only thing that came out was weird insectoid language and a bunch of white semen looking gunk. Yucky.

Doctor Animo could still hear and interpret his voice.

"Now you're stronger than ever, you can fly, and all kinds of weird shit like spitting bugs out of your head which now SPLITS OPEN," he said triumphantly. "How awesome is that? Also weird. Can you live without a head for a few days if you get decapitated? Is that really semen coming out of your mouth? Who knows! LEGO GENETICS!"

Clancy got his foot pincher stuck in an old flytrap and fumbled with it before falling to the ground. The white liquid spewed from his mouth as he yelled. He made gurgling noises and flailed his limbs.

"Hmm, it's going to need some work," said Doctor Animo as he rubbed his chin. "While I...work out the BUGS. Get it? Bugs?" He threw back his head and enjoyed a laugh.

Clancy growled and shook his head.

(TBC in later story)