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The Renji's Diary Incident
Chapter 1 - The Lost Fanfiction
Matsumoto Rangiku had found herself a new obsession she knew she could never stop herself to indulge. Every time she started her newly obtained sacred ritual, she would find a lovely place she could be able to sit for hours, away from her moody captain, and read those heaps of paper she had beforehand printed out from the device humans called 'printer' to her heart's content. Being known as a very social person, any wondering soul would find it absolutely weird to find Matsumoto Rangiku suddenly wanting to spend her time alone reading. However, Matsumoto had decided what was written in the paper was well worth spending her time off her favorite evening drinking session. Iba and Hisagi could start speculating things all they wanted and she wouldn't really care.
Those men were too crude to understand the delicacy and wonder that was fanfiction. Nothing would be as sizzling hot as stories about two smexy guys getting it on together. These stories were so good sometimes they would make her entire being shake with either curiosity and excitement — so much that there were times her ample assets were about to fall off. Yes, there was nothing that could top the feeling that made her easily go dokidoki as if she was an innocent little teenager who had never been kissed. She sighed dreamily as she flipped the clipped-together paper to the next page.
"Ah, Renji, I've always known that you have dirty thoughts running in that pineapple head of yours about Kuchiki-taichou. See, my girl instinct is definitely right." She giggled as she read on and on.
"R-Renji, what are you doing!?" Kuchiki-taichou's face became the loveliest shade I've ever seen. Hell, he looked so damn fuckable I couldn't stop myself. I had always wanted to do this. To pin him on top of his working desk and have my way with him. To make him lose all his control and make him scream my name over and over. Damn, I wanted to eat him whole. "Taichou, you are so damn beautiful."
Definitely, nothing could top a fanfiction that had those people she knew as main characters. Matsumoto leaned closer to the paper as the fanfiction finally reached the most important part. She put a hand under her breasts, trying to prevent those boobies from falling out.
"Renji, stop this at once! Do you not remember that this is still the Sixth Division!"
I found myself immediately smirk at what he said. "So if it's not our division, it will be okay right, Taichou?" I paused. "No, let me rephrase it: if it's not our division, it will be okay right, Byakuya?" Yeah, I finally said it. Just the sound of his name coming from my own mouth was enough to send shivers of anticipation down my spine. Shit, at this rate, I wouldn't be able to hold out—
"Hey, Rangiku-san!" Abarai Renji, the real Abarai Renji, called and Matsumoto almost yelped at hearing the Sixth Division's fukutaichou's voice. Of all the people who happened to trespass here — for she had already made the place her reading sanctuary — it just had to be him. Still, it's better than it being Kuchiki-taichou. The woman reminded herself. Primly — yes, primly, she could do that too — Matsumoto stood up, hiding the steamy fanfiction behind the parting of her shihakushou. She had no worries if others were to see where she hid her fanfiction. She knew from the way she kept it, they would forget about it as soon as their eyes landed on her heavenly cleavage. Talk about being attractive…
"Oh hello, Renji." She replied. "I thought you'd still be working in your division." It was a well-known fact Kuchiki Byakuya let no one slack off until the end of the so-called 'office hours'. If the shinigami had known how human workers got extra payment for their overtime, they would have wanted to start a mob for the raise in their salaries. Unfortunately, wanting would be all that they could ever do. For no shinigami would dare start a mob as long as the old Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni lived. That old man was sure a stingy bastard.
"Actually, I'm still working. Kuchiki-taichou asked me to deliver some paper to Hitsugaya-taichou. I am now going back to my division." He said, shrugging a little. "You know he has been searching for you. Hitsugaya-taichou."
Matsumoto was about to open her mouth to say something about that when a familiar "Matsumoto!" sounded from behind her.
"Ah, there he is." Renji offered helpfully. Matsumoto paled.
"Oh, Taichou…I thought you were busy…" She started in a very, very friendly tone, trying her best to get on his good side. To no avail, veins were already popping on the Tenth Division's captain's forehead. Toushiro gritted his teeth as he glared at his sheepishly smiling fukutaichou. "If you know that you should be smart enough to remember that I need a hand in handling all the paper! Matsumoto!" As soon as the small taichou yelled, the woman's instinct knew she had to leap and run away before his anger was to be deliver in full blow to her.
"I've just remembered I have a meeting for Shinigami Woman Association today, Taichou~!" She said as she started to run as fast as her two sexy legs could allow, her taichou tailing close behind her. The two Tenth Division taichou and fukutaichou were in battle of chase too heated up to even remember that they both could do better with shunpo-ing instead of just running around Seireitei and catching a lot of people's attention.
Renji blinked at how fast those two had disappeared before he could even say 'Seaweed Ambassador'. And why would Renji be talking about Seaweed Ambassador? Well, he had had this nightmare about that horrible green little—
No, that wasn't the point. The redhead brushed it off with a shrug of his shoulder and was about to continue going his way when he noticed something lying forgotten on the ground. He blinked again before picking it up. Matsumoto must have dropped it. He sighed, knowing his taichou wouldn't appreciate him leaving the office too long but he really should return this to Matsumoto. Well, that was what he had thought until he noticed the bold text that was on the very top of the first page of the paper.
It read: Renji's Diary.
To be continued…
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Next chapter: Renji starts reading the fanfiction! What will his reaction be?
