Vergil goes to the Bathroom
One day at the house, Vergil was reading magazines of women from Mortal Kombat and was chuckling at the ladies as he was just enjoying the burritos and nachos with extra cheese he ate. But when he got done reading his magazines he walked by to the bathroom. As soon as things go by he then went to the toilet. He soon shuts the door.
*as behind the door as Vergil is minding his business*
Vergil: *lifts up the toilet seat and you can hear a noise of unzipping* Well this shall end *Vergil starts grunting and then farts really loud* Don't tell me that was the ice cream *farts as makes a bigger noise* ... *farts repeatedly* Ugh! *farts* Ugh...Agh! *farts* Ah... *as a splashing sound is heard* Wait I've seen that thing before... Athena: Well done Vergil...
Vergil: What the h- Athena!? What in the name of Olympus are you doing in here?! Wait how on earth did you get in here?
Athena: I found an easier way.
Vergil: ...
As soon as Vergil says anything the doorbell is heard and Vergil leaves the door open then answers the door as Kratos shows up.
Vergil: Oh hello Kratos, what brings you here?
Kratos: I came here because Athena mentioned to me that you forgot this... *pulls out roll of toilet paper*
Vergil: Thanks I was looking for this. *takes the toilet paper* Also what was Athena doing in my bathroom?
Kratos: Wait what?
Vergil: I saw her in my bathroom for no reason...
*moment of silence*
Kratos: Want to go get some tacos?
Vergil: Sure.
So the two went on to go get some tacos and nachos and have a great time. As soon as Vergil and Kratos leave the house, Athena was left in the bathroom. As Sly Cooper and Nathan Drake show up out of nowhere.
Athena: Hello...? Anybody?... Hello?
Sly: *out of nowhere* What? What happened?
Athena: I forgot tell him he forgot to wash his hands!
Sly: Is that so? I noticed something didn't go down... Athena: Wait. What are you doing in here Sly?
Sly: Chasing after shadows again?
Nate: Didn't see that coming *possibly referring to the toilet*
THE END
