"Hi," the random customer said to the girl at the counter with orange hair in a half up, half down style.
"Good afternoon, ma'am," Elly, the girl behind the counter said politely. "Our special today is a Saiyan sandwich with a side order of Namek."
"Mmmm…." The random customer uhh… said, licking its lips. "Sounds good. I'll have one thanks."
"Ok," Elly said writing the order down on a piece of paper and the customer went and sat down. "Kris?" she asked walking into the kitchen where all the yummy food was made. "We need another special,"
"Elly," Kris whined, "There's no more 'secret ingredients which aren't really secret 'cause it's in the name'."
"But….." then a determined look came over Elly's face. "Fine then, I guess will just have to go Saiyan Hunting."
They both walked out the back door. The café was located somewhere between the Son house, Capsule corp. and Piccolo's training area. Kris started the search out by poking some random bushes.
Then an idea came into Elly's hentai head. "Kris, when we catch the Saiyans, why don't we use the for other things instead of food?"
"Ok," the girl agreed, in her normal high mood. "But how are we going to catch them?"
"Hmmm…." Elly did most of the thinking because she was the smart one in this particular pairing, and any other pairing in this story. "What we need it food to lure them in…" she pulled out a chicken leg on a string.
"Hey, where'd that come from?" Kris asked curiously.
"Just go with it," the intelligent one said squatting behind some bushes while putting the chicken on a string out the open area.
"Be very very quiet," the shorter one (Kris) said squatting down beside her friend. "Where're hunting Saiyans," and she started giggling hysterically.
"Yummy Saiyans," drool started escaping out the side of her mouth. Kris quickly handed her a hanky to wipe the miss up with.
"They might smell your drool with their Super Saiyan Smelling System." She said matter-of-factly.
"Lets just hope they smell the chicken!" Elly whispered wiping the water off her mouth.
"Trust me," Kris replied with an all-knowing look, "They will,"
"Shhh…" Elly covers. "HERE COMES ONE NOW!!!!!!!" but her face turned from excited to sadden. "Oh, it's only Goku." She had a fetish for Trunks. But Kris love Vegeta.
Going alone with it, Kris pulled out a scary mask from seemingly nowhere and put it on trying to scare Kakarot away. Her "ROAR!!!" was quickly covered by and "Epp!" as the Saiyan fired at her. "That bastard nearly blew my head off!" The Frying Pan of Doom was pulled out, but just before it was about to hit Goku's head Elly's yell stopped her.
"We can use him as bait too!" she exclaimed. "Vegeta will want to fight him and will come."
"Ok," Kris said while she put a collar and leash on the wild-haired man. "But how are we going to keep him here? He's a Super Saiyan."
"Make friends with him," Elly said simply.
"Oh," the shorter girl caught on, "Make 'friends' with him."
Though neither knew what 'friends' meant they went along with it thinking the other knew perfectly well. "Besides," Elly reasoned, "He's quite good with all that muscle, and, you know, the more the merrier."
"But he smells funny!" Kris complained to the older (?) girl.
"Clean him then," she explained before changing the topic. "Do you think we can catch them all, I wouldn't mind Gohan."
"Gotta catch 'em all! Saiyamons!" Kris yelled excitedly, before realizing what her partner had complied. "Clean him? No way!"
"Just with a hose!" Elly reasoned.
"Ok," with that the younger girl plugged a hose into the tree next to her and soon Goku was thoroughly wet.
"There. Now he smells much better!"
"Yeah," Kris said smelling Goku. "But he needs shampoo."
Elly growled loudly in her throat before pulling a bottle of shampoo (Herbal Essence) from the dimension that pops up when ever they need it, and started to scrub the Saiyan's black hair till it was all foamy and such. Kris joined in and soon Goku's head was being thoroughly massaged and he was purring quietly.
"Awww…. idn't that cute?" sighed Kris.
"Good Kitty," Elly said soothingly as she continued scrubbing. But soon Kris grabbed the hose and washed out the shampoo and the moment was lost. As soon as the shampoo left his head Goku started rubbing against some trees.
"NO!" the brown haired girl yelled. "You'll get dirty! We just washed you!"
Accidentally (we think), Goku mistook Elly for one of the trees and she was soon on the ground. After getting up and wiping the leaves off her bottom, Elly petted Goku on the head and shoved a cat treat in his mouth. "Can I keep him?" she begged her younger companion. "Please?"
"Hmmm…." Kris contemplated. "Ok," she decided. "But I get Gohan!"
"I only want him as a pet, I want trunks for... other purposes..." Elly said mysteriously.
"I know exactly what you mean," Kris replied with an all-knowing look on her face. "You want him to do your laundry right?"
"Exactly!" Elly exclaimed. "House broken males can be useful. I can teach him how to cook as well."
"Don't get your hopes up…."
Elly's face shone with unexplainable joy. "I can have Goku as a pet, and Trunks as a maid. Can't you just imagine him in a maid's uniform?"
"Yeah…." Kris said slowly trying to get used to the image that had just been implanted in her mind. "And I can have Gohan as a pet and Vegeta as a maid. I can't imagine him in a maid's uniform though…"
"I can." Elly said quietly.
"Well, you have a sick and twisted mind!"
"I know…."
"Ok. Let's get back to catching Saiyans!"
Once again, the chicken on a string was held out into the open. "Shh…" Elly whispered when Kristen-Anne started fidgeting. "They're coming!"
"Goku!" she half yelled, while stuck between a whole lot of pain and trying to be quiet. "Stop chomping on my leg!"
Suddenly, Elly grabbed a newspaper out of that weird dimension and hit her pet over the head with it. "Down boy!" a tug on the line distracted her from her disciplining. "Kris use the net."
A net was flung onto the creature that was clinging to the line.
"Yay!" Elly rejoiced. "We caught them."
"Wait a sec." Kris said slowly as she inspected the contents of the net. "That's Piccolo. Unless Vegeta painted himself green…"
"Oh darn." Elly stopped her victory dance to watch Piccolo squirming in the net. "Well, we can use him as a pot plant then."
"I think we need more food," Kris decided. "Hey wait a second Elly. What was Piccolo doing eating food? He only needs to drink water?"
Elly shrugged and said: "It doesn't matter, 'cause it the end of the chapter and this story will be continued next time on Missed."
