The Winter Mansion

News paper: 2 young children went missing near the foster Family mansion at 12:30AM Yesterday

"Jay you gotta see this shit." Said Dog.

"2 children…" Said Jay

"Well it snowed like nine feet last night lets snowball fight non-stop 'till tommarow!" Dog said enthusiesecticly

"What the hell are we goddamn doing inside?" said Jay.

"Lets get our coats…"

12:01AM that night

"Ha I got you!" said Dog.

"You son of a-" started Sonic but was cut off by another snowball thrown by Jay

"You little!"

"What are you gonna do gay boy kiss my ayuss?" said Jay.

"Well no I'll do this." Said sonic as he ran over to Jay.

"Hey what are you-Ungh" He said but was cut off by Sonic passionate kiss.

"Damn, your both gay…" Said the brown raccoon we know as Dog.

"Hmmm Sonic" Said the Red cardinal we know as Jay

"He said were gay" Said Sonic

"Hey guys whats that?" asked Dog.

"It's a MANSION!" replied Sonic.

"Lets go!"

12:32 AM

"Man I feel like some bad vives goin' on up in this shit." Said Dog

"Me too I just want to get outta here" said Jay

The door slams shut behind the two gays and the hooded Raccoon.

"NO WAY, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?" Said Dog

"Just the wind" replied Sonic

Jay and Sonic kiss.

"DUDE STOP CURSING AT ME JAY!" Said Dog Angrily

"I didn't I was kissing Sonic" Replied Jay

"Then who said 'Yer fucked bitch ass.'?" Said Dog

"I don't know but I'm cold I'm gonna light a fire." Said Jay.

1:07

They lit the fire and Jay is asleep.

"So urm Sonic."

"Whats up Doggystyle?"

"Don't you dare call me that I'M NOT GAY!"

"Fine, Whats up?"

"Want to explore with our flashlights?"

"I guess so…" Said Sonic.

Flick

Click

"Lets go upst-" Said dog but was cut off by Sonic Kissing him.

"You are tasty my little raccoon."

"I'm getting pissed lets just go upstairs" Said Dog.

2:34

Sonic and Dog makeout.

"Ungh stop gay boy!" Said Dog.

"But I want to do you hard bro." Said Sonic.

"Damn you little fucked up bitch!" Said Dog.

They hear a scream from the attic.

"*Whisper* Sonic I'm scared bro."

"Ok lets kiss"

"No way"

"Fine"

They hear thumps down the stairs.

"Ok now I want to cheak up on Jay" Said Dog.

Downstairs they see a horrible sight.

"Jay is … Dead" Said Dog.

Sonic crys.

"Kiss me now Dog please? I feel so bad just kiss me-" said Sonic but was cut off by Dog kissing him.

"Mmmmm your tasty Sonic"

"I need someone but its not you" Said Sonic

"OK, lets go"

"Out the window?" Said Sonic.

"Yeah." Replied Dog.

8:03

There home dog making out with Blaze the Cat and Sonic eating bacon.

Happy ever after.

Or not.