Why is it that if someone is going to go out and kick ass, it will never be me?
It has always got to be Sonic, Amy or Knuckles. I just walk behind them kissing their damn ass most of the time.
Yeah, I've got one ability, which is flying. Out of all the damn abilities to get, I get flying.
Sonic runs around the place like there is no fricken tomorrow. As for Knuckles, he is as strong as I don't know what. I ain't going to diss Amy in anyway, as I must admit, she's pretty damn hot. I know she's a hedgehog like Sonic, but I don't care!
I went to see Sonic today and of course, Amy was by his side.
I began to think that I should stand up for myself. I started to plan something that could work very well or it could all go epically wrong and I could be kicked out of the supposed Sonic gang.
That night I got to work on this plan. I was hoping it would all take place after that night. I guess you want to know the plan, right? I was going to kill Sonic and Knuckles.
The next day came and I was well prepared. I had bought a hidden blade and also gotten a very short assassination lesson. Today was the big day and I was ready.
I was on a rooftop towering over Sonic and Knuckles. I tested my hidden blade to see that it was would work smoothly. I scanned my targets in my head and jumped off the rooftop to hit my first target...
I was soaring through the air; I struck my hidden blade out. Just as I was about to hit Knuckles he moved. I came right down and flat on my face. If you are trying to imagine what this looked like imagine a squirrel jumping off a roof and thumping it's face off the ground.
"That plan went completely wrong" I thought. Luckily, the guys didn't notice. Sonic just reached his hand down to help me up. I knew that next time it would be a good idea to get a bale of hay beneath the rooftop so I could dive into the hay. I asked Sonic where him and Knuckles were planning to hang out the next day. He told me and I told him to expect me to be there.
The big day came. This time I was completely determined to kill both of them. I didn't just have a hidden blade but I also had a small knife. I climbed a small house at where Sonic and Knuckles were. I looked down and luckily the hay was still there. I dived down into the hay. Stealthily I pulled Knuckles into the hay and got him with the hidden blade...
I then felt a hand grab me by the throat. The hand yanked me out and the owner of the hand was Sonic. I knew I was dead because I just killed Knuckles.
With a flick of Sonic's wrist, I was against a wall. From then I can't remember what had happened.
I woke up from being unconscious to find I had a rope around my neck. As soon as I saw the rope I knew I was being hung. This was illegal but Sonic got away with everything.
I was looking down at my feet and as I did that I saw the floor below me disappear. I fell and I felt the rope start to take action. My hand were tied behind my back but my tails weren't.
I managed to use my tails and untie my hands from my back. I brought my hands up to the noose around my neck and untied it. I fell to the floor. It took a few minutes for Sonic to realise I was gone, but he was too late. I was in the air and headed for the border.
Currently I am living with my mom and the rest of my family. It turns out my ability can come in useful after all.
