I AM SUPER HYPERRRRRRR AND I'M ABOUT TO EXPLOOOOOOOODE!
Gwen: Jeez... what did you EAT?
I WENT TO DAIRY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN AND GOT A THIN MINT BLIIIIIIIIIIIZARD!
Gwen: Figures... humans have such strange reactions to sugar.
HEY! You go crazy with chocolate blood, it's the same thing!
Gwen: Yes, but I don't go bouncing off the walls like you are.
YES YOU DO!
Gwen: Whatever, I'm gonna take over. Anyway, she wrote a crack story, which is probably another reason why she's acting like a sugar-crazed psycho.
True dat.
Gwen: *rolls eyes* It's her first crack story, so she wants you to be nice and to not flame her.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE DON'T FLAME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I DON'T LIKE FLAMES! *hides in corner*
All Sonic characters, except for the fan characters, belong to Sega and Sonic Team. The fan characters belong to me and my friends.
All Death Note characters belong to... well... Death Note!
Warning: ALL CHARACTERS ARE VERY OOC. (They have to be, it's a crack fic!) Contains lemon, yaoi, sex changes, severe swearing, and random crap! :D
Shadow: SONIKUUUUUUUUUU! *pounces*
Sonic: GAH, SHADOW-KUN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Shadow: Oh, but Sonikuu, you look mighty sexy today. *grins evilly*
Sonic: *blush* Shadow-Kun, not now.
Amy: WHO WANTS TO HOLD MY PENIS?
Gwen: OMIGOD, AMY HAS A PENIS? WHAT THE HELL? SHE GOT A SEX CHANGE!
Amy: Yeah, now I can jack off!
Cream: Oh eww!
Bella: SHE WANTS TO MAKE GRAVY!
Sonic: Now I want biscuits and gravy.
Shadow: You can have buns and gravy. *winks*
Bella: SONADOW! SONADOW! SONADOW~! WOOOOOOOOT!
Gwen: *faints*
Renata: This is sickening.
Sonic: The worst is yet to come... heehee, come...
Bella: I wanna see them orgasm, that would be HOT.
Caroline: Am I the only one who thinks that cum looks like the reduced fat mayonnaise they serve at the school cafeteria?
Bella: I'm right there with you.
Renata: And you would know how the C-word looks how?
Gwen: *wakes up for a second* First of all, you're supposed to actually say cum, and not "the C-word", it makes you sound like a prude.
Renata: But I AM a prude.
Gwen: Whatever. Second, everyone knows what it looks like. *faints again*
Bella: Lovely, Gwen. LOVELY.
Sonic: IMMA GIVE SHADOW-KUN A HANDJOB! *pulls a blanket over them*
Cream: *squeak* I FARTED!
Caroline: GAS! EEEEEEEEK! GASSSSSSS!
Renata: *looks at Amy, who is jacking off* What is this world coming to?
Shadow: *behind blanket* I KNOW WHAT I'M COMING TO! OH DEAR GOD, SONIKUU!
Renata: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT.
Gwen: *wakes up* YOU INSULTED MY SHADOW-KUN!
Bella: Uh, Renata, she's gonna rip your throat out.
Renata: NUUUUUUUUUUU, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
(Mephiles walks in.) Mephiles: *looks at blanket, which is moving* Who's that?
Caroline: Sexy Sonadow.
Gwen: *looks under blanket, dives under blanket* SHADOW-KUN, LEMME HELP YOOOOOOOU!
Amy: I'LL JOIN YOU! I NEED TO SEE SONIKUU NAKED! *dives under blanket with the rest of them*
Mephiles: *leaps on top of blanket* I'M SEME TO YOU ALL!
Caroline: O.O
Gwen: IT'S HOT UNDER HERE! *fangirl scream*
Bella: *looks up at door*
(Ryuuzaki (also known as L) from Death Note is standing there, eating a lollipop.)
Bella: OH MY FUCKING GOD GWEN GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! *screams*
Gwen: *looks out, gasps* RYUUZAKI! *flies to him* I LOVE YOUR LEMONS WITH LIGHT-KUN!
Shadow: RYUUZAKI? SCREW SONIKUU, I NEED ME SOME RYUUZAKI! *throws blanket off of him and hugs Ryuuzaki, squealing*
Ryuuzaki: *licks lollipop slowly* I find it quite interesting that I have so many fans of me having sexual acts with a male.
Gwen: *licks his lollipop* It's hot! And that lollipop is fucking awesome, where did you get it?
Ryuuzaki: The gas station. *looks at Shadow, who is humping his leg* I hope you know that's making me hard, Shadow.
Gwen: Really? *looks down* Holy crap, you ARE hard! *touches it*
Amy: WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY DICK?
Ryuuzaki: I will, dear Amy. *licks Amy's cock*
Amy: *grins, moaning* I see why Light-Kun is in love with you.
Ryuuzaki: *looks up at her* I call him Kira-Kun most of the time.
Amy: But doesn't that make him the bad boy?
Ryuuzaki: Exactly.
Amy: You are so naughty. Suck me off.
Ryuuzaki: Gladly.
Renata: This is... weird...? I've never seen a human man of the age of 25... suck the cock of a 12 year old girl. That just sounds wrong.
Cream: My eyes have been devirginized for life.
Gwen: *dies laughing*
Renata: OMIGOD, GWEN, DON'T DIE! *revives*
Gwen: Oh, thank yo- *gets shot in the eye with Amy's cum* OMIGOD, IT BURNS, I'M DYI- *dies*
Bella: o_o' WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Knuckles: I GOT A VAGINA NOW!
Shadow: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING SEX CHANGES?
Gwen: *comes back to life* BECAUSE GABL IS WRITING IT, AND THAT'S WHAT SHE DREAMS ABOUT! *dies again*
Sonic: OH SHIT, SHE DREAMS ABOUT ME WITH A VAGINA?
Gwen: *wakes up* SHE LIKES MPREG! *dies*
Sonic: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Shadow: NOW I CAN BE A DADDY?
Sonic: IN GABL'S DREAMS.
Shadow: YAYYYYYY!
Amy: I'M FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW! I CAME IN A SLUT'S EYE!
Shadow: GWEN IS NOT A SLUT! SHE JUST DRESSES LIKE ONE!
Renata: AND I'VE TRIED TALKING HER OUT OF IT SO MANY TIMES IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!
Ryuuzaki: WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING WHEN WE COULD BE TALKING IN NORMAL, LOWERCASE LETTERS?
Gwen: *wakes up* SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! *dies*
(Everyone goes quiet.)
Ryuuzaki: *whispering* I want some cake.
So... yeah. FIRST CRACK FIC, AND I LOVE IT!
Gwen: Wait, how did I die in the first place?
Shut up, you're dead, remember?
Gwen: Oh yeah. *falls over, snoring*
Stop snoring.
Gwen: *stops snoring*
Holy shit, she listened to me. Anyway, please review, I really wanna know what you think of my first crack fic! 8D Love ya!
~ GABL
