Resident Evil PARODY: Wesker's Legacy!
Okay… This is just a random Idea I had…I thought it was stupid at first but it haunted me like a fricken ghost… Every corner I went around WAZAM! There it was! Haunting my mind! So I'm going to do it… I plan to update basically whenever I feel like it…. Unless it becomes popular like my Resident Evil 1: PARODY fic… Anyway… I will not be writing this one alone…As with my PARODY and RANDOM EVIL… I won't be writing this alone. I will including ALL the Resident Evil main characters…This includes Jill, Chris, Leon, Claire, Ada, Sheva…..Wow…is that seriously everybody…? Maybe I'll add a couple surprise characters. No I didn't forget Wesker cause he's dead…And NO! This is not a RE:6 kinda thing… It's just something to write in my spare time that I can get my sis and bro together with me. There will be 3 OC Characters involved 1 from my previous fic of RE…2 new ones…Anyway…On with it…
P.S. This is both a serious story and a humorous one….
CHAPTER 1: Discovery!
XXX Chris XXX
Chris and Sheva fired the rocket launchers and watched as one of the rockets decapitated Wesker then blew up! Sheva's eyes widened as the lava erupted and pushed the helicopter into the air. Once Josh had stabilized the balance Sheva sighed with relief. Chris cheered and slapped her on the back almost knocking her out of the helicopter. They returned home to enjoy the newly found peace.
XXX 3 years later XXX
The bio terrorism had been put to a halt. And as far as the BSAA knew the B.O.W.'s and other similar technology had been eradicated. Peace still remained.
XXX Somewhere In Africa XXX
A young girl sat in a cage, her skin was of a tan complexion from being exposed to the sun every day. Her naturally silky blonde hair was now a dirty blonde color from all the filth exposure in the air, dirt in the wind and from not being washed. Her skin held bruises and cuts that were visible almost all over her body. She wore a weather damaged white T-shirt and a pair of torn and tattered white shorts. She was barefoot and she looked to be about 15. She looked miserably at the people who passed her by. Some laughed at her, others threw things. She felt grateful to those who ignored her completely. She wondered sometimes why someone deserved such treatment…Even someone like herself…. She had always kept to herself… Always… Then that cursed day that she received that letter… She had been on the run ever since… Until that day 3 weeks ago… When she had been cornered in this village by "Them"… Luckily "They" Weren't allowed in the village any longer…. But she was still not safe… The people here hated her as well…
Just then some villagers walked by carrying a large vanity mirror. And she seen the reason behind it all staring back at her from the mirror.….It was a beaten dirty blonde haired girl….With menacing fiery yellow eyes….
XXX Chris XXX
Chris and Jill had been living together since they're return from Africa. It had taken a lot to pull this off!
But he remembered it well…
XXX FLASH BACK XXX
Chris after much pep talk from Jill walked into his house and into the living room.
"Mom!…. I'm moving out!" He exclaimed. "Suit cases are in the attic.." His mom said not looking up from her book.
XXX END OF FLASH BACK XXX
Yup… That's how Chris remembered it… As if it happened only 3 years ago…
Chris was in the middle of cooking a gourmet dinner for Jill.
Author J: Scratch that out… He's burning a gourmet dinner…
Jill walked into the house just getting back from work, conveniently as all the smoke detectors in the house went off. "Damnit Chris! I thought I told you the food is done BEFORE the smoke alarms go off! They aren't a timer!" she shouted as she opened windows.
Chris pouted. "But Jilly Bean! I just want to help you out! I mean…You do nearly everything! And I get home from work waaaay before you do! So I thought I could at least could you dinner!
Jill sighed and hugged Chris.
XXX Leon XXX
Leon was living the good life! He took on super dangerous missions every week and got to meet really pretty girls! But at the moment he was sitting at home with his true love Ada.
Author M: Seriously! Wtf Reiko…WTF!
Their daughter Sora walked in carrying her baby brother Dante who was waving around Leon's survival knife while giggling wildly. Leon took him and smiled. "Aww! Ada isn't he cute! He loves playing with daddy's knife!" Ada swiped the knife from him. "Are you out of you're mind!" She hissed.
The baby started to cry. "Good going mom!" Shouted Sora. Ada turned to her. "Why the hell haven't you moved out yet?…" Sora blinked. "What are you talking about?" She asked. Ada pointed to the sub title that said "3 years later"…. "You were 15 in Random Evil 4! Which means you're 18 now!"
Sora laughed. "Silly mom… If I was supposed to move out I wouldn't be in this scenario!"
Ada sighed. She wondered if marrying the monkey would have been a better option…
XXX Brief pause XXX
Author R: You know! If you guys don't like my sections of the story then I can always kick you off the project!
Author M: Ha! You wouldn't dare bitch! Not unless you want another weekend from hell!
Author J: Screw both of you I'm skipping work on this chapter…
Author R: Asshole!
XXX Back to the story XXX
XX Claire XX
Claire walked up to the governments holding facility. She flashed her name to the guard and he admitted her. She walked straight to the room she was heading for… She saw her…. Sitting by the window.
"Sherry?" Claire asked. The girl looked at her. She had matured over the 10 years since the raccoon city incident… She was a very lovely 18 year old young lady now. "Claire…?" She asked. Claire held out her arms and Sherry ran over to her hugging her. "I knew you wouldn't forget me Claire…" Claire smiled.
XXX Sheva XXX
Sheva staggered through the streets of some village she had come to. She was sweaty and very thirsty… Her truck had broke down about 4 miles away in the middle of no where… "Water….Waterrr…."
She moaned. A man walked up to her with a canteen. "Hey miss, You look thirsty.." He said. She nodded.
"Need water…" He smiled. "I'll give you this canteen if you dance like a penguin and sing "Unfabulous" for me… Sheva punched him and stole his canteen quickly drank it and walked off. Then something caught her eye. It was a girl in a cage. People were throwing things at the cage such as rotten fruits and rocks. The girl cowered with her back to the people shielding her head with her hands. Sheva ran up to the cage. "Stop it!" She screamed. The people shouted boo's at Sheva and started throwing stuff at her.
Sheva's eye twitched and she pulled out her shotgun. "Back off!" She yelled. The people screamed and ran away. Sheva turned to the cage and kneeled down to the girls level. "Are you okay…?" She asked.
The girl whimpered. "P-Please…Just l-leave me alone…" The girl said quietly. Sheva took note of all the hurt and pain in her voice. Sheva smiled. "Please…I'm here to help…Lets get you out of this cage.." She said starting to pick the lock. "No!" The girl cried. "This cage isn't meant to keep me in!….I'm here to keep them out!" She said almost sounding like she was crying. Sheva sat by the cage. "Please…I want to help you…" She said. "No…You won't help me….You'll hurt me once you know…." The girl said quietly. Sheva shook her head. "Please let me help you…I Promise I won't hurt you."
The girl turned to face Sheva staring at her with those cat like fiery yellow eyes. Sheva felt like her heart skipped a beat. She could only think of one explanation.
She stood up and flipped open her phone. She started to dial the B.S.A.A.'s emergency number but stopped before pushing the dial button. She couldn't report this girl to them…. They would most likely lock her away for the rest of her life! Or worse…Kill her… She pushed cancel and dialed the next most reliable number. Once they answered she said. "Chris… It's urgent…"
END OF CHAPTER 1
