Milk & Mutlitation

You've left the bloody parts in the fridge, AGAIN! Buy a mini-fridge
or something. I don't like the idea of them being near actual food...
-JW

Are you using the term 'bloody' as an adjective or an expletive? I
would like to add that I did in fact purchase a mini-fridge some time
ago and found that I could not fit a decapitated head inside.
Therefore is of no practical use. Also, for the record. Human flesh
can be deemed 'actual food' to some people/races. -SH

Eurgh. Ur a sick man, Sherlock! -JW

I didn't say that I have divulged in eating it! -SH

I wouldn't put anything past you...was probably for one of your
experiments... -JW

This is getting tedious now. I have not eaten human flesh, John. -SH

Whatever. Did you get the milk? -JW

No. Why would I need to purchase milk? It is not of any relevance to
my current experiment. -SH

...Because you said you would get some...oh, do worry I'm on my way
home now, ill pick some up on the way. Its amazing how you 'forgot'
with a mind palace like yours. -JW

I only remember things of use. To me or to a case. Not something as
mundane as shopping, do be serious, John. -SH

Right. You don't need to put ur initials after every text you send
Sherlock, I have got ur number saved in my phone, the texts are
clearly from you...-JW

Likewise. Great deduction. Now, can I get on with my experiment
without further interruption. -SH

Well, I have to put my initials so that you know the texts are from
me, you never properly look at ur phone. You probably could 'deduce'
that they're from me, but I like to make it clear. Unlike that time u
thought I was Anderson... -JW

I did not think you were Anderson in the slightest! I just happened to
be occupied with other facts that weren't so trivial and sent the
message to you instead. An easy error to make when otherwise occupied.
-SH

Oooh! 'otherwise occupied'...sounds ominous! I still can't believe YOU
text Anderson...-JW

Oh, I enjoy messaging him. Its mostly abuse which I find exceedingly
funny, annoyingly he doesn't. The other percentage is threats not to
contaminate anything before I get there; the man is a walking
contaminate. I know it was only a one time occurrence but it still
riles him to no end. -SH

I actually think you love Anderson, in some weirdly hateful way... -JW

Do be serious. I'm surprised at Donavan for aiding his ego, what must
she see in him...A promotion maybe? Or knocking out the competition,
getting background information is a factor. -SH

Or maybe she just likes him. You know, what normal people do on
occasion. Although it is quite sickening, and its Anderson. I mean
sargent Donavan aint that bad to look at, she could do better. -JW

If you don't mind John. This experiment is critical to a man's alibi,
I'd much rather come to a conclusion while they're still going over
irrelevant facts until they can comprehend them in their tiny little
minds. -SH

Alright, see you when I get home. Try not to blow up the kitchen, I
kinda need it for making tea and that. -JW

I'll try. Although I can't be certain. -SH

But feel free to text Anderson abuse, as long as you show me when I get back.-JW

Oh, I will. -SH