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A/N: Apparently, Kallen has a thing for moe.

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Set during that cave scene involving Zero, C.C. and Kallen in that one episode...in either season 1 or season 2...I really don't know...

Kallen looked C.C. over a few times, unable to take her eyes off of her. That long, silky emerald-green hair...those bright honey-yellow eyes...her somewhat emotionless expression...that form-fitting straitjacket...it was all so...it was all so...

"...Moe..." Kallen purred, licking her lips.

"Eh?!!"

"You're just so...moe..."

"Um, Kallen...are you...okay?"

"So...so moe...and...and cute..."

"Uhhhh...K-Kallen?!!"

C.C. let out a cry as the red-headed terrorist suddenly glomped her, and let out a high-pitched squee.

"OH, C.C., I REALLY CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE!!!! YOU'RE JUST SO...YOU'RE JUST SOOOOO CUTE!!!! YOU'RE SO GODDAMN ADORABLE THAT I CAN'T STAND IT!!!" Kallen squealed. She rubbed her face into the green-haired girl's cheek and sighed happily.

"You're...you're kind of freaking me out..." C.C. stammered, her face bright red.

"AWWWW, YOU'RE GETTING EMBARRASSED?!! THAT'S SO KAWAII!!!! IF YOU START CRYING, YOU'LL JUST BE EVEN CUTER!!! I DEFINITELY WANNA TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME!!!"

"W-What...? T-Take home...me...?"

"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A TSUNDERE, AREN'T YOU?!! MY TSUNDERE LITTLE C.C.-CHAN IS SO KAWAII!!! AND YOU HAVE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT, TOO!!"

"A-Ahh! Don't touch my ass!!!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!"

Zero, meanwhile, really wasn't sure what to make of the scene taking place before him.

"Um...I was talking just now, you know..." Zero pointed out.

"BE QUIET!!!" Kallen snapped furiously at him, and then turned her attention back to C.C. and cooed, "I'm busy..."

"But-"

"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"

Sighing, Zero sat down on a nearby rock, and Kallen continued to randomly molest poor C.C.

Glancing at his wrist watch, Zero thought, 'I wonder what's for dinner tonight...Suzaku better cook something good this time!'

"L-Let me go!!" C.C. demanded.

"NEVER!!!" Kallen hissed, "YOU'RE MINE, AND I LOVE YOU!!! NYA NYA NYA~"

"...A CAT?!!"

'...Maybe he'll make fish sticks...Suzaku likes fish sticks...' Zero thought.

"OOOH, YOUR PUSSY IS SO CUTE AND WET!!!"

"H-HEY!! THIS IS GOING FROM FLUFFY FANSERVICE TO FULL-ON RAPE!!!"

"YEAH...I KNOW!!!"

'He should make some german food...I mean, they make more than chocolate, right?' Zero thought.

"AWWW, YOU'RE CRYING NOW!!!"

"STOP...P...PLEASE...I BEG YOU...S-S-STOP..."

"NOOOO!!! CRY SOME MORE!!! IT'S SO MOE-LICIOUS!!!"

"T-THAT'S...NOT EVEN A W-WORD!!"

'If he tries to make tacos again, though, I swear to god I'll kick his ass!' Zero thought.

"AHH...AHH...AHH..."

"OH, YOUR CUM TASTES LIKE PIZZA!!! THAT'S WEIRD...BUT KAWAIIIIIIII..."

"WAAAAAAAAAH..."

'I should tell him to pick up some fresh egg rolls at the market ahead of time...and some eggs. A bag of shredded cheddar would be nice, too...yeah, I should call him and let him know...' Zero thought, taking out his cellphone.

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In any case, all three of them ended up completely forgetting their earlier objective...