I probably shouldn't have posted this, just because I have so many things I need to update on, but, eh, it's only a one-shot.

I know in the anime and manga, Ed has a son and a daughter, but I just can't imagine him with a daughter. So I gave him twin sons :) So much more entertaining.


Winry Elric was a strong wife to her husband, Edward Elric. She was strong enough to wait for him whenever he left for a journey. She was strong enough to have built his automail arm and leg. She was strong enough to have fixed up his leg when it needed to be maintained after his right arm was returned to him. She was a blonde hothead who was able to hold her own in battle.

Well, that strong hothead was running around the living room of her home with the only video camera that they owned, making sure to keep their two children in view. Video cameras were newly made, and when they came into stock for the public, the Elric's made sure to get one. If they could capture their spawns lives on camera, they would make sure to do so.

Edward and Winry were married at the age of twenty, and when they were, they found that they were pregnant shortly after. Winry felt as if they were blessed when they found they were having identical twins, though Edward felt as if he were unlucky. I mean, if they were having two children at once, didn't that mean they had more chances to screw up?

Names were a nightmare. Winry wanted something that matched. Something that had a little ring to it with the twins. Edward wanted names that were completely different. If they were different, he was less bound to mix them up. They eventually settled on Ethan and Anthony.

Well, after they were born, Winry and Ed had absolutely no sleep, and were trying to do their best as parents. So, currently, Winry was running around the living room with the video camera watching the two boys that she was so sure were going to walk. They were only six months old.

Edward had tried to explain that their kids wouldn't walk, but she wouldn't hear any of it. She reasoned with, "Even if they aren't going to walk, at least we'll still have some of their lives on tape!"

The two golden blonde boys were sitting in matching blue footed sleepers, and looking to each other and back to Winry. Anthony reached up for Winry, but Ethan was trying to push Anthony over.

"Winry, come on, the boys just want to play with each other. Right, boys?" Ed asked as he knelt down slightly to the pair. At the sight of Ed, Ethan stopped trying to push over Anthony and set his sights on his Father.

"Ed, stay where you are. I think Ethan's going to walk to you." Winry said in a voice that told Edward that if he moved he'd either find a wrench in his ass or he'd be without any nighttime goods for at least a month.

"Come on, Win, I doubt he'll-" well, as luck would have it, Ethan pushed himself to his feet and reached up to Edward. The golden blonde Father couldn't believe it. His son was walking to him at only six months old. It was a miracle. As Anthony saw his brother standing, he followed suit and pushed himself to his feet as well, reaching for Edward too.

"Oh my God, Ed!" Winry exclaimed in amazement. As the two boys heard their Mother, their heads snapped toward her and they both fell to their bottoms.

"That was all on you." Ed laughed as he was whacked in the ass with a wrench.

And he didn't get his nighttime goods until the boys could walk.