Ok there was this one rule in the evil overlords list that just screamed crocker so now I'm going to do the crocker version.


7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

Well in the movie Abra catastrophe Crocker did fall for this. He aloud Timmy to talk to his parents. More about this shortly.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

Here is the reason I made this list. Crocker actually aloud a last request. He should have just refused and killed Timmy. Really stupid Crockpot.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

Crocker actually just found Poof and decided to adopt him. Really Crocker you should have tried a DNA test to see who it belonged to.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

That one time in Teachers Pet he made himself into a combination of different animals. Then he tried to do that with a bunch of fairies. Is he really as crazy as he looks?

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

In Teachers Pet he really made it too easy to rewire that machine.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

In the end of Teachers Pet all the fairies and animals he caught beat him up. Crocker you are really heartless.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

I really don't understand this one, but I imagine Crocker did not follow it.


There weren't really a lot more rules that went with crocker.