Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam Wing, because if I did I would be one hell of a happy girl. ^.^
I was up really late and was watching SNL when they did a skit like this so I quickly wrote this story based on that skit. I hope you enjoy it!
The Daily News
Scene opens up with news type music playing and we see Heero sitting behind the news desk.
Heero:Hello and welcome to the daily news. I'm your anchor, Heero Yuy. We're presenting to you tonight, live coverage of teh festival in Times Square. We go to the scene now with Duo Maxwell
The screen divides in half with Heero on one side and Duo on the other.
Heero:Uh, Duo, can you hear me?
Duo:What am I doing here? I'm freezing my ass off in this weather. I should be back at the station with Heero.
Heero:Uh, Duo? Duo, can you hear me?
Duo:How long can it take to introduce this show? *begins to sing to himself* Shake ya ass...
Heero:DUO! I think theres something wrong here...
Duo:This is crazy. Again I say I should be back at the station with Heero. Damn he sooooooooooo sexy! What I wouldn't give to dive under the sheets with him!
Heero:O.O
Duo:I'm talkin' REALLY grind into him! What? YOu may be my camara man but I'll beat your ass right here!
Heero:O.O............uh........Duo?
Duo:*Singing* Call me Big Daddy when you back that thang up....Heero needs to back that thang up infront of me! Spandex are a wonderful thing!
Heero:DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo:Heero? I hear you loud and clear.
Heero:Well...I...uh.....It looks like we're outta time! See you next week on The Daily News.
The music plays again however, teh show hasn't stopped.
Duo:What was that? One lousy line! I was hoping to have a longer conversation with Heero....that sexy bastard. The worst part of this story is no backstage time. Heero in his spandex, looking for a shirt, his muscles rippling at times. *Gets a hazy look and starts to drool* What? Oh thank you. *Wipes lower lip*
Heero:O.O
Finally the show goes off.
Chisa:This is an update!! After that shocking turn of events on yesturdays show, the network has been forced to get new equipment for our crew. Now, on to the good stuff! Later, when Duo returned from the site, he was met by a wide eyed Heero who lead him into his dressing room and shut the door. It wasn't long before various moans and grunts of pleasure was heard outside the door.
Aya: ANd how do you know this?
Chisa:I was listening at the door. A cup magnifies everything! Anyway, teh point is that we now have a new problem.
Aya:Whats that?
Chisa:We can't get Heero's dressing room door open. Its been closed for three weeks!!
Aya:Well, whose gonna do the show?
Chisa:*Hands her a script* Until Heero and Duo are back, it looks like you and I will be handling things.
Aya:*Huphs and kicks Heero's dressing room door, then walks away*
Chisa:*Sighs and walks to Heero's door, crouches, pulles out a cup and holds it up to the door*
Wufie:Hentai.
Chisa:*Flashes a V sign then returns to listening*
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..............I'm really not sure how this fic happened anymore..........oh well! I hope you liked it! ^.^
