Hello Everyone!

This is a redo of An Akatsuki Fangirl/Momiji and Kaname: Mysterious Identity.

Please review and tell me if this was better. Most of it is the same. I decided to try some humor. You will be able to see the difference. (i hope)

I suggest that you read this without thinking that you know everything. YOu will be confused than.


Third POV

The desert is usually a place devoid of human life. Today though, there are two figures walking through. They were black cloaks with red clouds on it.

"After a few years, they finally decide to summon us back, huh?" A boy's voice said

"Yeah. I wonder how it has changed." A girl's voice replied

"Well, we will find out soon enough."


Everyone, gather at the headquarters.

BUT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A RITUAL FOR JASHIN-SAMA! Hidan mentally shouted which is kind of hard to do.

NO EXCUSES! The leader replied, sounding annoyed. He was sick and tired of Hidan's rituals, and was used to dealing with Hidan by now. The only good thing was that he was immortal and Kakuzu didn't need a new partner EVERY FEW MONTHS!

Slowly, one by one, the members arrived. (A/N: Real bodies. Not sure how they do it, but they did.)

"So, what did you want?"

"New members. Actually, more accurately, returned members. You guys don't know them yet. Momiji and Kaname. They should be here soon."

After a few seconds,, Zetsu popped out of the ground with news. They were about 2 minutes away. The piece of information brought about a mixture of responses.

"I hate being kept waiting." and "The hell?! I could have finished my ritual!" where some of the loudest opinions. They were ignored. Two seconds later, Zetsu reported that they were at the door. The only thing was that the two had to get past the seal.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THEM THE HAND SIGNS-UN ?!" An annoyed Deidara shouted. His partner was getting impatient, and the bomb user knew what would happen firsthand. Lets just say it involved a lot of poison and lecturing. We'll end it at that.

"Well..."

"You forgot."

"I didn't forget! My mind was just preoccupied with other matters!"

"In other words, you forgot."

"Shut up. I had to think about where to relocate, considering that YOU, Deidara, blew up the last one. Also, in the previous location, you guys got so angry at each other, that the kumogakure sent shinobi to check that location up. I don't even know why you got so angry in the first place!"

"No one touches my dangos or onigiri." The Uchiha said. Kisame and Hidan received a glare. They looked away. After all, you do not want to face an angry Uchiha.

"Besides that, Sasori and Deidara got into a rather heated, um, debate about art."

"Art is a BLAST!" At the exact moment Deidara said 'blast,' the rock blocking the enterance exploded into pieces. Out of the dust, the Akatsuki heard to people arguing?

"BAKA KANAME!"

"HEY! TREAT ME WITH MORE RESPECT! I'M OLDER THAN YOU!"

"ONLY BY 1 MINUTE OR SO!" retorted a furious Momiji

"12 MINUTES!"

"THERE ISN'T MUCH DIFFERENCE!"

"YES THERE IS! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE OF 11 MINUTES!"

"WELL IT'S ONLY MINUTES! NOT YEARS! IT DOESN'T MATTER!"

"But you are acknowledging that I'm older by saying a few minutes!" Momiji opened her mouth to say something, but the stopped. She cursed under her breath while Kaname had a smug look on his face.

"Don't swear! That's not good!" Hidan said. His partner looked at him.

"What?!"

"Hypocrite!"

"What the f*ck are you talking about?!" Hidan asked. Kakuzu rolled his eyes and threw his hands up as if to say, 'Why must I deal with this?!"

"Hey. Whats with the amount of security? Five Seal barrier? Clones? And you just couldn't have told us which seals were needed?" Momiji asked, sounding slightly pissed.

Pein sighed, but did as she requested. The clones were deactivated.

"So, where are your manners?" Kaname asked. "Ever heard of introductions? Well, we know some of the people here either way. Hoshigaki Kisame, one of the seven swords man. Uchiha Itachi, Akasuna no Sasori, Deidara. Zetsu, Pein and Konan. No idea who you weird people are."

"I'm Hidan, WANT TO BECOME JASHIN WORSHIPERS?!"

"Kakuzu here, Do you have money? And don't touch mine. Also, do not damage the cloaks..." Momiji rolled her eyes, and zoned out as Kakuzu proceeded to a lengthy lecture about how much money each cloak cost. Then about hot water to wash it, and the amount of soap, and how no one in the group knew how to sew, so a lot of string was wasted. After cloaks, he went on to food. And then

"SHUT UP!" Momiji screamed. The other members would have thanked her as they all had heard, and hated the money-saving lecture. However, Momiji's scream was so loud, that there was a buzzing in their ears, so they decided not to thank her.

"I have a question. Are Jashin worshippers vampires? Silver hair, drinks blood, immortal." Kaname said, when Momiji stopped screaming.

"I am not a f*cking Vampire!" Hidan replied. Kaname nodded.

"Hey, sharky! What does Samehada eat?"

"Chak- wait. Did you just call me sharky?!"

"Yes. Samehada eats chakra huh?"

"YOU JUST CALLED ME SHARKY?!"

"I said yes already."

"NO ONE CALLS ME SHARKY!"

"I just did."

"Momiji. Kisame. Stop this now." Pein said, as Kisame was about to attack Momiji. They stopped, though Kisame still was slightly emitting some Killer Intent. "Momiji and Kaname. Go down that hall, turn left, then right, then turn at the 2 right. The two rooms there are yours. The other hideouts are exactly the same. Use the rooms if you want. Everyone else, dismissed."

Momiji and Kaname went off to their rooms, leaving the members behind. Each one had different thoughts. Kisame was still fuming about the nickname Sharky. Hidan was planning to convert the two, as they didn't say no. Kakuzu was worried about his money. Itachi wanted to know why something about Momiji seemed familiar. Sasori wondered if they would make good puppets when they died. Deidara wanted to know if they supports his "Art is a blast!" idea. Konan was just happy that there was another girl. Tobi wanted to know why there was a slight feeling of the tentails on them.


Momiji POV

After walking around a bit, I found my rooms. Rather plain. A bed, shelves, desk and a light. My brother and I shared a bathroom that connected our rooms. On the way here, I saw a kitchen, meeting room, and some training areas. \

Think we should have told them that we are just clones. Well, my special clones, but still clones.

Yep, currently, we were only clones. Solid clones that contained a tiny bit of our soul. Though clones, our powers were the same, just weaker. As twins we always had a mental connection.

No need. Lets introduce the hunters tomorrow.

Your call.

We can't forget out mission though.

Of course not.


End. Well, if you had read it before, you could probably see the changes.
a) They already have the hunters.

b) took out a few parts.

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