Chapter 1 - love at fist sigt.
Sonic was walking down a road. No icea where he was. He then saw a lovely blue ass. The keeper of the blue ass then turned around and was revealed to be rainbow dash. The two stared at each other for about an hour before sonic said "I think I love you" to rainbow. She replied with a "I love you too". They then made out in a bush for two hours, mainly french kissing and there may or may not have been accidental licks up the noses.
The two had about 10 dates in a single week. (thats 2 dates per hour).
Tails was worried for sonic because of his obsessive dating. "Why are you dating that pony with the sweet ass?" tails asks sonic. "Because I'm an ass man, and her ass is the best in the whole universe. Oh, and the rest of her is hot too." Sonic replies.
Fluttershy asked a similar question to rainbow. "Why are you dating that fast blue thing?" asks miss shy shy. "Because he likes me and I know he'll have abs one day." Miss dashie answered.
We skip to the end of the month because dates are boring.
But, on this very date, something happens.
Somethin best happens.
So good.
Sonic is sitting at a table in a resturant, watching Rainbow stuff her face with spaghetti and toasted toast, specially made by the CD-i mari bros themselves and makded to perfection.
After dash finishes eating, sonic says something. but before he says a thing, he gets on top of the table and gets down on one knee.
"Rainbow, I have known you for not even 10% of my life, but marry me becauseā¦. I don't know why just marry me."
Raimbow smiles and french kisses sonic for 10 mins before saying yus.
