Disclaimer: Me own Victorious? Haha, NO.
A/N: This is just an idea I had yesterday. Enjoy.
Dear random idiot who opened this envelope,
Hi. I'm Jade, like you care. Did my opening insult you? Good. Anyways, I am bored and currently alone. So, you know, I'm looking for a pen pal.
If you're a creeper, stop reading now. Respond to this letter and I'll have a few choice words for you. Yeah, because that works to get rid of creepers. I'm hoping to find someone normal but, I doubt that'll happen because, well, most people don't open letters from random P.O. boxes.
I'm not going to say more. It's a waste. You probably have stopped reading this and, if you haven't, are probably having a good laugh about my stupidity. I know for a fact that you won't respond.
Unoptimistically,
Jade West
A/N: Hope you liked this! Yes, it`s short. They`ll get longer slowly. I`ll probably add more later today. I have at least three more lined up and ready.
