Okay, so I got a little bored…so, thus, I said, "I will write a story!" But the sad truth was I didn't want to do another FREAKIN' Code Lyoko chapter/story. So…this one will be for Death Note peoples. Because Death Note, anyone who reads Death Note, the creators of Death Note, and the characters in Death Note have been thus proven AWESOME. It'll be kinda like ASC, but with a different name. (If you don't know what ASC is, check my profile. It's my only complete story.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note! If I did though, I'd be Kira! (not hinting anything –shifty eyes-)
Telegram
Light: WTF?! Why would he call it 'Telegram'? It has NOTHING to do with a telegram!
L: Yes it does.
Light: -looks at L- Okay. So how exactly IS it related to telegrams?
L: Well…first of all, there is a landshark behind you.
Landshark: Hellz yea.
L: Second, I just got a telegram.
Light: You did?
L: Yeah.
Light: Oh.
L: Anyway. And thirdly, Kira's real name is telegram.
Light: What?! No it isn't! I'M KIRA!
L: I knew it! –pulls out gun-
Light: …crap.
L: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… (it's a repetitive 'ha' okay?)
Landshark: -attacks L- Graaa!
Light: Haha.
Mello: Hi! You gotz any chocolate (say it cho-co-lat-ae)?
Misa: Great! Now you screwed up the chain of names that start with 'L'!
Mello: Well, sorry.
Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE!
Mello: But aren't we starting a chain of names that start with 'M'?
Matsuda: Hmm…
Mello: Well?
Misa: Fine.
Mello: There. Now…you have any chocolate?
Misa: No.
Mello: ArtPop?
Misa: Actually, yes! –pulls out ArtPop-
Mello: Yay!
Misa: Yay!
Mello: -eating ArtPop- So…how many before we reach the amount of 'L's before.
Misa: Well there were 17 'L's and were at 16 'M's currently.
Mello: Oh.
Near: Hi guys!
(Silence)
Near: Umm…hello?
Light: NEAR! No body else important in Death Note has a name starting with 'N'! You idiot!
Near: Oh great. Now I'M the idiot.
(More silence)
Near: What? Why did you guys stop talking?
L: Cause you called yourself an idiot.
Near: No I didn't!
L: Oh yes you did! Look up five lines asshole!
Near: -looks up five lines- No…there was just some more silence.
L: Oh…well look up eight lines then! Umm…asshole!
Near: -looks up eight lines- OHHH…now I see it. But I was being sarcastic-
Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE!
(Even more silence)
Landshark: -at door- Telegram!
Mello: Wait a second…your just that talking landshark, aren't you?
Landshark: No, I'm a dolphin!
Mello: Really? Well come on in! –opens door-
Landshark: Graaa! –attacks Mello-
Mello: Oh my god!!! –gets attacked-
Light: Hey what's on the telegram?
L: Telegram.
Light: What?
Mello: HELP!!! –being attacked-
L: The chapter, Telegram.
Light: Oh…read it to me.
L: Okay. –takes breath- Okay, so I got a little bored…so, thus, I said, "I will write a story!" But the sad truth was I didn't want to do another FREAKIN' Code Lyoko chapter/story. So…this one will be for Death Note peoples. Because Death Note, anyone who reads Death Note, the creators of Death Note, and the characters in Death Note have been thus proven AWESOME. It'll be kinda like ASC, but with a different name. (If you don't know what ASC is, check my profile. It's my only complete story.)Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note! If I did though, I'd be Kira! (not hinting anything –shifty eyes-)
Telegram. Light: WTF?! Why would he call it 'Telegram'? It has NOTHING to do with a telegram! L: Yes it does. Light: -looks at L- Okay. So how exactly IS it related to telegrams? L: Well…first of all, there is a landshark behind you. Landshark: Hellz yea. L: Second, I just got a telegram. Light: You did? L: Yeah. Light: Oh. L: Anyway. And thirdly, Kira's real name is telegram. Light: What?! No it isn't! I'M KIRA! L: I knew it! –pulls out gun- Light: …crap. L: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… (it's a repetitive 'ha' okay?) Landshark: -attacks L- Graaa! Light: Haha. Mello: Hi! You gotz any chocolate (say it cho-co-lat-ae)? Misa: Great! Now you screwed up the chain of names that start with 'L'! Mello: Well, sorry. Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE! Mello: But aren't we starting a chain of names that start with 'M'? Matsuda: Hmm… Mello: Well? Misa: Fine. Mello: There. Now…you have any chocolate? Misa: No. Mello: ArtPop? Misa: Actually, yes! –pulls out ArtPop- Mello: Yay! Misa: Yay! Mello: -eating ArtPop- So…how many before we reach the amount of 'L's before. Misa: Well there were 17 'L's and were at 16 'M's currently. Mello: Oh. Near: Hi guys! (Silence) Near: Umm…hello? Light: NEAR! No body else important in Death Note has a name starting with 'N'! You idiot! Near: Oh great. Now I'M the idiot. (More silence) Near: What? Why did you guys stop talking? L: Cause you called yourself an idiot. Near: No I didn't! L: Oh yes you did! Look up five lines asshole! Near: -looks up five lines- No…there was just some more silence. L: Oh…well look up eight lines then! Umm…asshole! Near: -looks up eight lines- OHHH…now I see it. But I was being sarcastic- Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE! (Even more silence) Landshark: -at door- Telegram! Mello: Wait a second…your just that talking landshark, aren't you? Landshark: No, I'm a dolphin! Mello: Really? Well come on in! –opens door- Landshark: Graaa! –attacks Mello- Mello: Oh my god!!! –gets attacked Light: Hey what's on the telegram? L: Telegram. Light: What? Mello: HELP!!! –being attacked- L: The chapter, Telegram. Light: Oh…read it to me. Okay. –takes breath- Okay, so I got a little bored…so, thus, I said, "I will write a story!" But the sad truth was I didn't want to do another FREAKIN' Code Lyoko chapter/story. So…this one will be for Death Note peoples. Because Death Note, anyone who reads Death Note, the creators of Death Note, and the characters in Death Note have been thus proven AWESOME. It'll be kinda like ASC, but with a different name. (If you don't know what ASC is, check my profile. It's my only complete story.)Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note! If I did though, I'd be Kira! (not hinting anything –ninja wayz-) Telegram. Light: WTF?! Why would he call it 'Telegram'? It has NOTHING to do with a telegram! L: Yes it does. Light: -looks at L- Okay. So how exactly IS it related to telegrams? L: Well…first of all, there is a landshark behind you. Landshark: Hellz yea. L: Second, I just got a telegram. Light: You did? L: Yeah. Light: Oh. L: Anyway. And thirdly, Kira's real name is telegram. Light: What?! No it isn't! I'M KIRA! L: I knew it! –pulls out gun- Light: …crap. L: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… (it's a repetitive 'ha' okay?) Landshark: -attacks L- Graaa! Light: Haha. Mello: Hi! You gotz any chocolate (say it cho-co-lat-ae)? Misa: Great! Now you screwed up the chain of names that start with 'L'! Mello: Well, sorry. Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE! Mello: But aren't we starting a chain of names that start with 'M'? Matsuda: Hmm… Mello: Well? Misa: Fine. Mello: There. Now…you have any chocolate? Misa: No. Mello: ArtPop? Misa: Actually, yes! –pulls out ArtPop- Mello: Yay! Misa: Yay! Mello: -eating ArtPop- So…how many before we reach the amount of 'L's before. Misa: Well there were 17 'L's and were at 16 'M's currently. Mello: Oh. Near: Hi guys! (Silence) Near: Umm…hello? Light: NEAR! No body else important in Death Note has a name starting with 'N'! You idiot! Near: Oh great. Now I'M the idiot. (More silence) Near: What? Why did you guys stop talking? L: Cause you called yourself an idiot. Near: No I didn't! L: Oh yes you did! Look up five lines asshole! Near: -looks up five lines- No…there was just some more silence. L: Oh…well look up eight lines then! Umm…asshole! Near: -looks up eight lines- OHHH…now I see it. But I was being sarcastic- Misa: UNFORGIVIBLE! (Even more silence) Landshark: -at door- Telegram! Mello: Wait a second…your just that talking landshark, aren't you? Landshark: No, I'm a dolphin! Mello: Really? Well come on in! –opens door- Landshark: Graaa! –attacks Mello- Mello: Oh my god!!! –gets attacked Light: Hey what's on the telegram? L: Telegram. Light: What? Mello: HELP!!! –being attacked- L: The chapter, Telegram. Light: Oh…read it to me. Okay. –takes breath-
All but L: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Light: I say we burn it.
Everybody else: HUZZAH!
Telegram: -gets burned-
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
Okay…you won't understand ArtPop until you've read ASC. And yes, L did read the story twice. Making you read the story three times! But for those who did read ALL of it, I put an easter egg in it for you. I'll give the Death Note to anybody who finds it!
