~SlytherinMommy~
I am not Tara I am simply doing a commentary because it's to funny not to and I'm hoping it will help me get over my writers block. lol
Also this is in its orginal form besides my comments as far as i know it is anyways.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter nor any of its characters nor do I own any of this shit that Tara wrote!
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik No I don't.) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) You said it not me… raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. Wait you had help!? U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! Oh you poor guy! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness whats with the ' in Darkness? Dementia You do know this is a disease right? Raven Way and I have long ebony black A bit redundant you think? hair (that's how I got my name) No shit!? with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid WTF limpid? tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee I've met her and no you do not!(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! I do know who she is sadly). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Um I believe this is called INCEST and it's a no no ebony! I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Oppose to what green and curly? I have pale white skin. Pale white skin eh? I thought it would be pale red or some such! I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England SCOTLAND! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). DERP I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell NO WAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PREP!) and I wear mostly black Yep most goffik vampires do. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow Unwarranted description of slutty outfit number 1!. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining This is called SLEET! so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me Probably because you didn't have a coat on.. . I put up my middle finger at them. What a charming young lady.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. What's with the dramatics? Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly. WHEN HAS DRACO EVER SAID ANYTHING SHYLY!? HIS FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Greatest news EVER! Now please stay away!
